‘dont ponder yourself into stagnation diva’ is like a sister to ‘get off the cross ladykins’

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

“Don’t harrass people over posting ai-generated fanfics” I think you deserve to be shamed if you fuel the climate crisis with heated rivalry ao3 porn actually

drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

You can also find a sunset at a gas station