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pairing: student! fem reader x student! jeon jungkook
summary: when you finally get your crushβs number, you expect the start of an epic love storyβ not a random guy making fun of you because he thinks the guy youβve been obsessed with for the last six months gave you a fake number. Jeon Jungkook, the one who replies, finds it entertaining and helps you chase the guyβ¦ at least until he finds out that the person heβs been helping date another guy is you, the girl heβs been obsessed with for the last two years.
genre/warning: this is a smau fic!! with narration included in some chapter but itβs mostly messages/tweets. very unfunny jokes. this is mostly crack/fluff.
authors note: jungkook and yn finally meet!!!! this is a narrated chapter so be aware!!! so excited for this hehe not my funniest one but i tried>_<
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β chapter nine: life is a blowjob !
Jungkook realized that two americanos on an empty stomach had been a catastrophic decision after he ordered the third. He also realized that arriving thirty minutes early had somehow made everything infinitely worse for his peace of mind.
It had been only 10 minutes and you werenβt supposed to be there until eleven. Eighteen more minutes to go.
ββ¦Fuck.β The word slipped out under his breath as he dragged both hands down his face.
This was a mistake. A massive, irreversible, life-ending mistake.
Jungkook thought how he shouldβve stayed behind a screen forever. Texting was easy for him when it was with you. It let him delete things before sending them. Texting let him think before speaking to you. Texting didnβt involve making eye contact with the prettiest girl heβd ever met while pretending he hadnβt spent the better part of two years quietly orbiting your existence like a haunted fucking satellite.
His leg bounced uncontrollably beneath the table. Maybe he could leave.
No. He couldnβt just pretend he couldnβt make it. Would that hurt your feeling? He didnβt want to hurt your feelings. He was the one who had the idea to hangout. He needed to be brave.
Jungkook sighed heavily, turned around, and walked back inside. The barista looked up at him with mild concern as he reclaimed the exact same chair heβd abandoned less than twenty seconds ago. But the girl didnβt say anythingβ¦ especially since it was the third time he had done the same.
Five minutes later heβd convinced himself leaving actually made much more sense this time.
He got up again and finally made it outside. Jungkook walked half the block before stopping. βJesus fucking Christ.β He rubbed his face so aggressively it almost hurt before spinning on his heel and marching straight back.
This time the same barista caught him before heβd even sat down. βDude, are you sure you want this americano?β
βYes,β Jungkook said frustrated. βAnd please add another shot.β
By 10:55 his hands were shaking just enough to piss him off. He stared at them while asking for another americano. He was definitely going to die before you even had the chance to say hi.
Which, honestly, it was probably better for him.
His phone buzzed and Jungkook grabbed it so quickly he almost dropped it.
the loml: two minutes away
Jungkookβs heartbeat stopped as another message appeared almost instantly.
the loml: what r u wearing
the loml: wait
the loml: that was lowkey nasty
the loml: what r u wearing babygirl?π€€
Despite his nerves, a laugh escaped him.
Jungkook: idiot (message not sent)
Jungkook: black hoodie (message not sent)
Jungkook: hoodie (message not sent)
Jungkook: IM LITERALLT WEARING THE WORST OUTFIT EVER OMG (message not sent)
Jungkook: the hottest outfit ever (message not sent)
It was ridiculous. Heβd survived perfectly fine without doing thisβ¦ He could still leave. Right now. He could show up with some lie. He got an emergency, maybe food poisoning or he was suddenly arrested. Yeah, he could just invent a lie, he couldnβt stay. God, no. Jungkook was sure he wouldnβt be able to talk to you. He would just be so embarrassing you would never want to talk to him again.
Yeah, fuck no.
His chair scraped quietly against the floor as he stood, slipping his phone into his pocket before he could overthink it anymore. That was it, he was leaving. Heβd apologize later. Youβd probably be too busy being obsessed over his best friend to even care.
You werenβt looking around yet. Your eyes stayed glued to your phone as you typed something, a strand of hair falling across your face before you tucked it absentmindedly behind your ear. His phone buzzed in his pocket but he didnβt pay any mind.
You looked⦠God. You looked exactly like you always did.
Heβd spent two years noticing you between breaks, across hallways, sitting outside buildings with headphones on, laughing with those three idiots you called friends. He knew the shape of your smile from impossible distances because he still remembered it from close. Knew the way youβd throw your head back when you laughed too hard. Knew you gestured with both hands when you talked, like every sentence required visual aids.
But standing ten feet away after such a long time, you suddenly felt⦠real.
Not campus real. Not βgirl I secretly look at during lunch breaksβ real. Not βgirl crush Iβve been dreaming aboutβ. Real enough to walk over, real enough to say his name and real enough to realize he was just some random guy you probably wouldnβt even like.
Jungkook pulse lurched. He looked away so fast it almost gave him whiplash.
Nop. Absolutely fucking not.
If he didnβt look at you and if you didnβt see him maybe he could still pretendβ
He slowly lifted his head. The barista was looking directly at him, cup already in hand, moving it like she was waiting for him to hurry up as if she had any other clients waiting in line when the place was empty. Jungkook thought about all the bad reviews he was going to leave her as he walk closer to the counter.
ββ¦Thanks.β
He reached for it automatically, almost cringing at the motion. Movement flickered in the corner of his vision. You had looked up and, finally, your eyes met his.
Jungkook was going to pass out.
He saw you frown. Your gaze dropped briefly to the coffee cup in his hand, then back to his face and then back to your phone. You did that three times, maybe too confused he was actually the guy you had been talking too. Jungkook couldnβt tell. Were you imagining someone better looking than him?
Yeah, he was definitely ending his shit tonight.
Jungkook felt every single organ inside his body shut down in perfect synchronization when you started walking closer to him.
βOh my God.β You stopped right in front of him, a little too close, blinking twice before a huge grin spread across your face. βNo way.β Jungkook forgot how breathing worked. βJungkook?β
He nodded once. βYeah.β
Your smile somehow got even wider. βWhat the fuck?β You laughed, looking him up and down with complete shamelessness. βOh my God.β
He managed the worldβs weakest laugh. βHi.β
βI did not picture you like this.β
βNo?β
βNo!β You pointed at him as if that explained everything. βI had this whole image.β
βIβm scared.β
βIt was completely different.β
He chuckled shyly. βCare to share?β
βI thought you were gonna beβ¦β You tilted your head thoughtfully. βI donβt knowβ¦ glasses and shit.β
βGlasses and shit?β
βYeah, you knowβ disney nerd cast.β
βIβ what the hell does that even mean?β He frowned confused, amused by your brain and how actually much of an extrovert you were. Really similar to the way you text, really blunt. βAnd I do wear glasses, just to read and play video games.β
βWell, I kinda was right then.β You gestured vaguely toward him. βBut I donβt know I was lowkey picturing you like Robbie from Victorious
Jungkook looked genuinely offended. βShould Iβ is that an insult orβ¦?β
βNot really. He was cute to me.β You shrugged before nodding approvingly, looking at him again closely this time.
Jungkook was sure his heart was about to jump out of his chest any minute. His face started getting hot. Oh god, he was blushing. βWhat?β
βYou actually lookβ¦β You squinted dramatically. βLike a stereotypical bad boy from a cheap magazineβ
Jungkook blinked. βExcuse me?β
βWell, the tattoos and the piercings. The wholeβ¦β You motioned vaguely toward his black hoodie and rings, ββ¦whatever aesthetic youβve got going on. I bet you only wear black.β
βOf course not! Iβ¦ I own other colors.β He stuttered.
βThat wasnβt convincing.β
βI literally do.β
βMhm.β You smiled. βYouβre like a bad-boy from Pinterest.β
For the first time all morning, Jungkook laughed out loud. He couldnβt help it, you were so openly cute and funny, it just made the whole thing easier for him. He wasnβt dying of anxiety anymore and he now could be just himself. He was now only nervous to prove to you he was definitely as cool as you were.
βLetβs sit.β
You laughed to yourself before walking next to him to the table, finally dropping into the chair across from Jungkook, setting your bag on the floor and pushing a few loose strands of hair behind your ear. βThis is so weird.β
βIt is.β
βIβve been talking to you every day for likeβ¦ what? Weeks?β
βA little over.β
βAnd Iβve just been making up your face this whole time,β You sighed. βNow look at us. Internet friends to real friends.β
βOnly few people can make that happen,β he said sarcastically.
βWell, Iβm definitely glad youβre not an eighty year old man. That was my worst befriended experience ever.β
βThat sounds likeβ Wait, what do you meaββ
βUgh, I want a coffee too.β You pointed at him triumphantly before reaching across the table to steal the untouched americano sitting in front of him. βCan I have this? It seems you had a lot ofβ¦ those.β You looked around the table, noticing his other three americanos. βWere you hanging out with your friends before?β
βThose are mine.β
βWhy were you drinking so much coffe? Youβre gonna have a heart attack.β
Jungkook blinked, moving uncomfortably in his seat. βUhmβ¦ Well, I got here early,β He said, a bit shy.
βHow early?β
βEarly.β
βJungkook.β
ββ¦Thirty minutes.β
Why was he saying this to you? Jungkook couldnβt shut up. His mouth was just being too honest with you. He needed to stop.
You stared incredulous at him. βYouβre lying.β
βIβm not.β
βNo fucking way.β
He rubbed the back of his neck, suddenly finding the tabletop incredibly interesting. βI wanted to make sure I got a seat.β
βYou got here thirty minutes early for a coffee shop?β
βYeah.β
βYou absolute loser.β
βI know.β
βNo, likeβ¦β You giggled this this time, shaking your head. βThatβs actually adorable.β
Adorable. Jungkook was going to think about that word together with those giggles for the next six to eight years.
Instead of answering, he picked at the cardboard sleeve around one of his empty coffee cup, hoping you wouldnβt notice that his ears had immediately betrayed him.
But, of course you noticed. βOh my God. Youβre blushing?β
βIβm not.β
βYou literally are.β
βItβs warm in here.β
βThey have AC.β
βThey barely have it on!β
You leaned across the table, narrowing your eyes at him with exaggerated suspicion. βYouβre actually shy.β
βIβm not shy.β
βYou are.β
βYouβre just too easygoing!β
You laughed again, smiling like it was a compliment. βYouβre cute, Jungkook.β
Okay, he was definitely going to pass out.
βShut up.β
You leaned back in your chair, still looking at him with obvious curiosity. βSoβ¦β you said, tapping your nails on the table. βWhat about you?β
Jungkook looked at you a little confused. βWhat?β
He pretended to think about it for another second before smiling. βI imagined youβd look like someone who talks way too much. I was completely right.β
You gasped dramatically. βExcuse you?β
βI was right,β he said again.
βIβve known you in person for thirty seconds.β
βYouβve been talking for twenty-nine of them.β
βI was being welcoming!.β
βWell, you really are. For sure.β
You laughed, pointing at him. βOkayβ¦ Iβll give you that one.β
Jungkook shrugged innocently. βI like that, youβre too friendly.β He tilted his head slightly. βI wasnβt expecting you to smile this much.β
You looked at him a little taken aback. βWhat?β
βYou smile a lot,β he repeated himself. Jungkook remember you used to laugh a lot too, at everything. He liked that, he also was dying to let you know that for a long time, he liked your smile.
βI do?β
βYeah.β
You frowned in genuine confusion, almost as if youβd never noticed. βI didnβt knowβ¦ Is that bad?β
βNo,β his answer came easily this time, and too fast he had to cleared his throat before composing himself. βI think itβs nice.β
There wasnβt anything loaded behind it, nor did he intend there to be. It came out sounding exactly how heβd meant it, honest enough to be a compliment, casual enough that it didnβt linger in the air to make you uncomfortable.
You smiled again, this time more relaxed. βWell now Iβm self-conscious.β
βYou smiled while saying that.β
βFuck.β
βI rest my case.β
You rolled your eyes. βIβve decided I donβt like you.β
βThat was fast.β
βI had big expectations.β
βAnd I shattered them?β
βYou did.β
βUgh, Iβll never recover from this.β Jungkook said sarcastically. He could tell you liked a good banter.
βI hope you donβt.β
A comfortable silence settled between you two before Jungkook glanced at you again. There was a brief lull in the conversation, not uncomfortable in the slightest, just long enough for you to look at him again with a small crease forming between your brows.
βCan I say something weird?β
βAlways.β
βI have this weird feeling weβve met before.β Jungkookβs heart kicked so violently against his ribs that he almost threw up right there. βI swear you look so familiar.β.
Jungkook tried to keep his expression neutral, lifting one shoulder in a casual shrug despite suddenly becoming hyperaware of every inch of his body. βI was actually thinking the same thing.β
βWere you?β
βYeah.β
βI feel likeβ¦β You squinted at him before talking a pause, eyes narrowing. βWaitββ
Jungkook held his breath as your eyes widened. His pulse immediately doubled. Did you remember? Did you remember the project? Did you actually know him?
You remembered those afternoons in the editing room arguing over the stupid assignment while you painted foam props and laughed at every stupid joke heβd made just because you laughed at everything? Did you remembered sharing cheap vending machine coffee because youβd both been too broke to buy anything else? Did you remembered sitting shoulder to shoulder on the floor of the studio at class trying to finish everything before the deadline because you lost too much time joking around?
You remembered him?
βYou remember?.β
βYes! I knew it!β You pointed at him so suddenly that he almost flinched. βYou!β
He smiled before he could stop himself. βYeah?β
βYou almost fucking killed me!β
βI didβ What?β
βYou almost made me eat shit outside the music building.β
The smile stayed on his face for exactly one more second before it twitched. βCome again?β
βA couple weeks ago!β you said, a little too frantic. You leaned farther over the table, completely invested now. βYou came flying around the corner in the hallways of the music building, smashed into me so hard I nearly ate concrete, looked me dead in the eyes and then justβ¦β You made a dramatic gesture with both hands. ββ¦walked away! How rude!β
Silence settled between you two for a couple of seconds. You werenβt really angry, it was obvious. But Jungkookβs brain still had quietly folded in on itself. You clearly didnβt remember and it was obvious you wouldnβt, he wasnβt that important in your life. You wouldnβt remember a simpler project and the hours you spent together in class, it had been too long ago. You just remembered him as the asshole whoβd accidentally shoulder-checked you outside a building and disappeared without apologizing.
And he remember that too, he had been too nervous when he noticed he run over you, disappearing without properly apologizing. Clearly you would remember something like thatβ wasnβt the same day you got Chanβs numbers? Probably why you remembered every detail about it.
Jungkook closed his eyes for a second, scrunching his nose before letting out a defeated laugh.
βThat doesnβt sound like me.β
βDudeββ
βOkay, okay,β he lifted his hands, defeated. β my defenseβ¦ I was carrying a lot of stuff.β
βNo, you were carrying one backpack. I remember because I wanted to hit you with it,β you narrowed your eyes, clearly not bothered but trying to annoy him.
βTotally fair,β he nodded.
βYou didnβt even say sorry properly.β
βI was going to.β
βNo, you werenβt.β
βI thought about it really hard.β
βWow. Thank God I can hear thoughts.β
βI assumed you could.β
βHow?β
βWell, we declared we were each other best friends then, right? You should clearly know what I was thinking.β He said obvious, pointing at you like you were at fault.
You snorted, clearly entertained. βI didnβt know you were the guy I was talking to!.β
βThen whose fault is this really?β
βStill yours!,β you laughed at loud and Jungkook smiled at that.
He had made you laugh. A win.
He groaned, faking to be annoyed and already accepting defeat. βOkayβ¦ Youβre right. Iβm sorry about that, I was probably having an off day.β
You looked at him for a second before nodding, still looking bright. βI guess I can forgive you. We all have days like that.β
βYouβre so thoughtful,β he said jokingly.
βThatβs one of my best qualities,β you shrugged like it wasnβt a big thing. βSo, tell me best friend, what is your major?β
The conversation slipped into place so naturally that Jungkook almost forgot how terrified heβd been ten minutes earlier. Every time you spoke, you somehow left him with three different ways to answer, and before he realized it you were already teasing each other as though youβd been meeting for coffee every Tuesday instead of hiding behind phone screens for weeks.
Neither of you realized you had stopped being strangers. The disappointment of you not remembering the project lingered only briefly before it was buried beneath another banter and another topic of conversation. And by the time the hours passed, Jungkook noticed heβd stopped rehearsing his replies entirely. He was justβ¦ talking, and somehow that felt far less terrifying than everything heβd imagined over the past few weeks.
didnβt even chuckle with this one but their meet up was enough okay bye!! made that robbie joke before someone sent me the victorious ask so now u understand why i was crazy excited. also, yayy she forgot about chan. okkayyy see you in 2 months!!
pairing: student! fem reader x student! jeon jungkook
summary: when you finally get your crushβs number, you expect the start of an epic love storyβ not a random guy making fun of you because he thinks the guy youβve been obsessed with for the last six months gave you a fake number. Jeon Jungkook, the one who replies, finds it entertaining and helps you chase the guyβ¦ at least until he finds out that the person heβs been helping date another guy is you, the girl heβs been obsessed with for the last two years.
genre/warning: this is a smau fic!! with narration included in some chapter but itβs mostly messages/tweets. very unfunny jokes. this is mostly crack/fluff.
authors note: jungkook and yn finally meet!!!! this is a narrated chapter so be aware!!! so excited for this hehe not my funniest one but i tried>_<
chapter index | previous β next
β chapter nine: life is a blowjob !
Jungkook realized that two americanos on an empty stomach had been a catastrophic decision after he ordered the third. He also realized that arriving thirty minutes early had somehow made everything infinitely worse for his peace of mind.
It had been only 10 minutes and you werenβt supposed to be there until eleven. Eighteen more minutes to go.
ββ¦Fuck.β The word slipped out under his breath as he dragged both hands down his face.
This was a mistake. A massive, irreversible, life-ending mistake.
Jungkook thought how he shouldβve stayed behind a screen forever. Texting was easy for him when it was with you. It let him delete things before sending them. Texting let him think before speaking to you. Texting didnβt involve making eye contact with the prettiest girl heβd ever met while pretending he hadnβt spent the better part of two years quietly orbiting your existence like a haunted fucking satellite.
His leg bounced uncontrollably beneath the table. Maybe he could leave.
No. He couldnβt just pretend he couldnβt make it. Would that hurt your feeling? He didnβt want to hurt your feelings. He was the one who had the idea to hangout. He needed to be brave.
Jungkook sighed heavily, turned around, and walked back inside. The barista looked up at him with mild concern as he reclaimed the exact same chair heβd abandoned less than twenty seconds ago. But the girl didnβt say anythingβ¦ especially since it was the third time he had done the same.
Five minutes later heβd convinced himself leaving actually made much more sense this time.
He got up again and finally made it outside. Jungkook walked half the block before stopping. βJesus fucking Christ.β He rubbed his face so aggressively it almost hurt before spinning on his heel and marching straight back.
This time the same barista caught him before heβd even sat down. βDude, are you sure you want this americano?β
βYes,β Jungkook said frustrated. βAnd please add another shot.β
By 10:55 his hands were shaking just enough to piss him off. He stared at them while asking for another americano. He was definitely going to die before you even had the chance to say hi.
Which, honestly, it was probably better for him.
His phone buzzed and Jungkook grabbed it so quickly he almost dropped it.
the loml: two minutes away
Jungkookβs heartbeat stopped as another message appeared almost instantly.
the loml: what r u wearing
the loml: wait
the loml: that was lowkey nasty
the loml: what r u wearing babygirl?π€€
Despite his nerves, a laugh escaped him.
Jungkook: idiot (message not sent)
Jungkook: black hoodie (message not sent)
Jungkook: hoodie (message not sent)
Jungkook: IM LITERALLT WEARING THE WORST OUTFIT EVER OMG (message not sent)
Jungkook: the hottest outfit ever (message not sent)
It was ridiculous. Heβd survived perfectly fine without doing thisβ¦ He could still leave. Right now. He could show up with some lie. He got an emergency, maybe food poisoning or he was suddenly arrested. Yeah, he could just invent a lie, he couldnβt stay. God, no. Jungkook was sure he wouldnβt be able to talk to you. He would just be so embarrassing you would never want to talk to him again.
Yeah, fuck no.
His chair scraped quietly against the floor as he stood, slipping his phone into his pocket before he could overthink it anymore. That was it, he was leaving. Heβd apologize later. Youβd probably be too busy being obsessed over his best friend to even care.
You werenβt looking around yet. Your eyes stayed glued to your phone as you typed something, a strand of hair falling across your face before you tucked it absentmindedly behind your ear. His phone buzzed in his pocket but he didnβt pay any mind.
You looked⦠God. You looked exactly like you always did.
Heβd spent two years noticing you between breaks, across hallways, sitting outside buildings with headphones on, laughing with those three idiots you called friends. He knew the shape of your smile from impossible distances because he still remembered it from close. Knew the way youβd throw your head back when you laughed too hard. Knew you gestured with both hands when you talked, like every sentence required visual aids.
But standing ten feet away after such a long time, you suddenly felt⦠real.
Not campus real. Not βgirl I secretly look at during lunch breaksβ real. Not βgirl crush Iβve been dreaming aboutβ. Real enough to walk over, real enough to say his name and real enough to realize he was just some random guy you probably wouldnβt even like.
Jungkook pulse lurched. He looked away so fast it almost gave him whiplash.
Nop. Absolutely fucking not.
If he didnβt look at you and if you didnβt see him maybe he could still pretendβ
He slowly lifted his head. The barista was looking directly at him, cup already in hand, moving it like she was waiting for him to hurry up as if she had any other clients waiting in line when the place was empty. Jungkook thought about all the bad reviews he was going to leave her as he walk closer to the counter.
ββ¦Thanks.β
He reached for it automatically, almost cringing at the motion. Movement flickered in the corner of his vision. You had looked up and, finally, your eyes met his.
Jungkook was going to pass out.
He saw you frown. Your gaze dropped briefly to the coffee cup in his hand, then back to his face and then back to your phone. You did that three times, maybe too confused he was actually the guy you had been talking too. Jungkook couldnβt tell. Were you imagining someone better looking than him?
Yeah, he was definitely ending his shit tonight.
Jungkook felt every single organ inside his body shut down in perfect synchronization when you started walking closer to him.
βOh my God.β You stopped right in front of him, a little too close, blinking twice before a huge grin spread across your face. βNo way.β Jungkook forgot how breathing worked. βJungkook?β
He nodded once. βYeah.β
Your smile somehow got even wider. βWhat the fuck?β You laughed, looking him up and down with complete shamelessness. βOh my God.β
He managed the worldβs weakest laugh. βHi.β
βI did not picture you like this.β
βNo?β
βNo!β You pointed at him as if that explained everything. βI had this whole image.β
βIβm scared.β
βIt was completely different.β
He chuckled shyly. βCare to share?β
βI thought you were gonna beβ¦β You tilted your head thoughtfully. βI donβt knowβ¦ glasses and shit.β
βGlasses and shit?β
βYeah, you knowβ disney nerd cast.β
βIβ what the hell does that even mean?β He frowned confused, amused by your brain and how actually much of an extrovert you were. Really similar to the way you text, really blunt. βAnd I do wear glasses, just to read and play video games.β
βWell, I kinda was right then.β You gestured vaguely toward him. βBut I donβt know I was lowkey picturing you like Robbie from Victorious
Jungkook looked genuinely offended. βShould Iβ is that an insult orβ¦?β
βNot really. He was cute to me.β You shrugged before nodding approvingly, looking at him again closely this time.
Jungkook was sure his heart was about to jump out of his chest any minute. His face started getting hot. Oh god, he was blushing. βWhat?β
βYou actually lookβ¦β You squinted dramatically. βLike a stereotypical bad boy from a cheap magazineβ
Jungkook blinked. βExcuse me?β
βWell, the tattoos and the piercings. The wholeβ¦β You motioned vaguely toward his black hoodie and rings, ββ¦whatever aesthetic youβve got going on. I bet you only wear black.β
βOf course not! Iβ¦ I own other colors.β He stuttered.
βThat wasnβt convincing.β
βI literally do.β
βMhm.β You smiled. βYouβre like a bad-boy from Pinterest.β
For the first time all morning, Jungkook laughed out loud. He couldnβt help it, you were so openly cute and funny, it just made the whole thing easier for him. He wasnβt dying of anxiety anymore and he now could be just himself. He was now only nervous to prove to you he was definitely as cool as you were.
βLetβs sit.β
You laughed to yourself before walking next to him to the table, finally dropping into the chair across from Jungkook, setting your bag on the floor and pushing a few loose strands of hair behind your ear. βThis is so weird.β
βIt is.β
βIβve been talking to you every day for likeβ¦ what? Weeks?β
βA little over.β
βAnd Iβve just been making up your face this whole time,β You sighed. βNow look at us. Internet friends to real friends.β
βOnly few people can make that happen,β he said sarcastically.
βWell, Iβm definitely glad youβre not an eighty year old man. That was my worst befriended experience ever.β
βThat sounds likeβ Wait, what do you meaββ
βUgh, I want a coffee too.β You pointed at him triumphantly before reaching across the table to steal the untouched americano sitting in front of him. βCan I have this? It seems you had a lot ofβ¦ those.β You looked around the table, noticing his other three americanos. βWere you hanging out with your friends before?β
βThose are mine.β
βWhy were you drinking so much coffe? Youβre gonna have a heart attack.β
Jungkook blinked, moving uncomfortably in his seat. βUhmβ¦ Well, I got here early,β He said, a bit shy.
βHow early?β
βEarly.β
βJungkook.β
ββ¦Thirty minutes.β
Why was he saying this to you? Jungkook couldnβt shut up. His mouth was just being too honest with you. He needed to stop.
You stared incredulous at him. βYouβre lying.β
βIβm not.β
βNo fucking way.β
He rubbed the back of his neck, suddenly finding the tabletop incredibly interesting. βI wanted to make sure I got a seat.β
βYou got here thirty minutes early for a coffee shop?β
βYeah.β
βYou absolute loser.β
βI know.β
βNo, likeβ¦β You giggled this this time, shaking your head. βThatβs actually adorable.β
Adorable. Jungkook was going to think about that word together with those giggles for the next six to eight years.
Instead of answering, he picked at the cardboard sleeve around one of his empty coffee cup, hoping you wouldnβt notice that his ears had immediately betrayed him.
But, of course you noticed. βOh my God. Youβre blushing?β
βIβm not.β
βYou literally are.β
βItβs warm in here.β
βThey have AC.β
βThey barely have it on!β
You leaned across the table, narrowing your eyes at him with exaggerated suspicion. βYouβre actually shy.β
βIβm not shy.β
βYou are.β
βYouβre just too easygoing!β
You laughed again, smiling like it was a compliment. βYouβre cute, Jungkook.β
Okay, he was definitely going to pass out.
βShut up.β
You leaned back in your chair, still looking at him with obvious curiosity. βSoβ¦β you said, tapping your nails on the table. βWhat about you?β
Jungkook looked at you a little confused. βWhat?β
He pretended to think about it for another second before smiling. βI imagined youβd look like someone who talks way too much. I was completely right.β
You gasped dramatically. βExcuse you?β
βI was right,β he said again.
βIβve known you in person for thirty seconds.β
βYouβve been talking for twenty-nine of them.β
βI was being welcoming!.β
βWell, you really are. For sure.β
You laughed, pointing at him. βOkayβ¦ Iβll give you that one.β
Jungkook shrugged innocently. βI like that, youβre too friendly.β He tilted his head slightly. βI wasnβt expecting you to smile this much.β
You looked at him a little taken aback. βWhat?β
βYou smile a lot,β he repeated himself. Jungkook remember you used to laugh a lot too, at everything. He liked that, he also was dying to let you know that for a long time, he liked your smile.
βI do?β
βYeah.β
You frowned in genuine confusion, almost as if youβd never noticed. βI didnβt knowβ¦ Is that bad?β
βNo,β his answer came easily this time, and too fast he had to cleared his throat before composing himself. βI think itβs nice.β
There wasnβt anything loaded behind it, nor did he intend there to be. It came out sounding exactly how heβd meant it, honest enough to be a compliment, casual enough that it didnβt linger in the air to make you uncomfortable.
You smiled again, this time more relaxed. βWell now Iβm self-conscious.β
βYou smiled while saying that.β
βFuck.β
βI rest my case.β
You rolled your eyes. βIβve decided I donβt like you.β
βThat was fast.β
βI had big expectations.β
βAnd I shattered them?β
βYou did.β
βUgh, Iβll never recover from this.β Jungkook said sarcastically. He could tell you liked a good banter.
βI hope you donβt.β
A comfortable silence settled between you two before Jungkook glanced at you again. There was a brief lull in the conversation, not uncomfortable in the slightest, just long enough for you to look at him again with a small crease forming between your brows.
βCan I say something weird?β
βAlways.β
βI have this weird feeling weβve met before.β Jungkookβs heart kicked so violently against his ribs that he almost threw up right there. βI swear you look so familiar.β.
Jungkook tried to keep his expression neutral, lifting one shoulder in a casual shrug despite suddenly becoming hyperaware of every inch of his body. βI was actually thinking the same thing.β
βWere you?β
βYeah.β
βI feel likeβ¦β You squinted at him before talking a pause, eyes narrowing. βWaitββ
Jungkook held his breath as your eyes widened. His pulse immediately doubled. Did you remember? Did you remember the project? Did you actually know him?
You remembered those afternoons in the editing room arguing over the stupid assignment while you painted foam props and laughed at every stupid joke heβd made just because you laughed at everything? Did you remembered sharing cheap vending machine coffee because youβd both been too broke to buy anything else? Did you remembered sitting shoulder to shoulder on the floor of the studio at class trying to finish everything before the deadline because you lost too much time joking around?
You remembered him?
βYou remember?.β
βYes! I knew it!β You pointed at him so suddenly that he almost flinched. βYou!β
He smiled before he could stop himself. βYeah?β
βYou almost fucking killed me!β
βI didβ What?β
βYou almost made me eat shit outside the music building.β
The smile stayed on his face for exactly one more second before it twitched. βCome again?β
βA couple weeks ago!β you said, a little too frantic. You leaned farther over the table, completely invested now. βYou came flying around the corner in the hallways of the music building, smashed into me so hard I nearly ate concrete, looked me dead in the eyes and then justβ¦β You made a dramatic gesture with both hands. ββ¦walked away! How rude!β
Silence settled between you two for a couple of seconds. You werenβt really angry, it was obvious. But Jungkookβs brain still had quietly folded in on itself. You clearly didnβt remember and it was obvious you wouldnβt, he wasnβt that important in your life. You wouldnβt remember a simpler project and the hours you spent together in class, it had been too long ago. You just remembered him as the asshole whoβd accidentally shoulder-checked you outside a building and disappeared without apologizing.
And he remember that too, he had been too nervous when he noticed he run over you, disappearing without properly apologizing. Clearly you would remember something like thatβ wasnβt the same day you got Chanβs numbers? Probably why you remembered every detail about it.
Jungkook closed his eyes for a second, scrunching his nose before letting out a defeated laugh.
βThat doesnβt sound like me.β
βDudeββ
βOkay, okay,β he lifted his hands, defeated. β my defenseβ¦ I was carrying a lot of stuff.β
βNo, you were carrying one backpack. I remember because I wanted to hit you with it,β you narrowed your eyes, clearly not bothered but trying to annoy him.
βTotally fair,β he nodded.
βYou didnβt even say sorry properly.β
βI was going to.β
βNo, you werenβt.β
βI thought about it really hard.β
βWow. Thank God I can hear thoughts.β
βI assumed you could.β
βHow?β
βWell, we declared we were each other best friends then, right? You should clearly know what I was thinking.β He said obvious, pointing at you like you were at fault.
You snorted, clearly entertained. βI didnβt know you were the guy I was talking to!.β
βThen whose fault is this really?β
βStill yours!,β you laughed at loud and Jungkook smiled at that.
He had made you laugh. A win.
He groaned, faking to be annoyed and already accepting defeat. βOkayβ¦ Youβre right. Iβm sorry about that, I was probably having an off day.β
You looked at him for a second before nodding, still looking bright. βI guess I can forgive you. We all have days like that.β
βYouβre so thoughtful,β he said jokingly.
βThatβs one of my best qualities,β you shrugged like it wasnβt a big thing. βSo, tell me best friend, what is your major?β
The conversation slipped into place so naturally that Jungkook almost forgot how terrified heβd been ten minutes earlier. Every time you spoke, you somehow left him with three different ways to answer, and before he realized it you were already teasing each other as though youβd been meeting for coffee every Tuesday instead of hiding behind phone screens for weeks.
Neither of you realized you had stopped being strangers. The disappointment of you not remembering the project lingered only briefly before it was buried beneath another banter and another topic of conversation. And by the time the hours passed, Jungkook noticed heβd stopped rehearsing his replies entirely. He was justβ¦ talking, and somehow that felt far less terrifying than everything heβd imagined over the past few weeks.
didnβt even chuckle with this one but their meet up was enough okay bye!! made that robbie joke before someone sent me the victorious ask so now u understand why i was crazy excited. also, yayy she forgot about chan. okkayyy see you in 2 months!!
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pairing: student! fem reader x student! jeon jungkook
summary: when you finally get your crushβs number, you expect the start of an epic love storyβ not a random guy making fun of you because he thinks the guy youβve been obsessed with for the last six months gave you a fake number. Jeon Jungkook, the one who replies, finds it entertaining and helps you chase the guyβ¦ at least until he finds out that the person heβs been helping date another guy is you, the girl heβs been obsessed with for the last two years.
genre/warning: this is a smau fic!! with narration included in some chapter but itβs mostly messages/tweets. very unfunny jokes. this is mostly crack/fluff.
authors note: jungkook and yn finally meet!!!! this is a narrated chapter so be aware!!! so excited for this hehe not my funniest one but i tried>_<
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β chapter nine: life is a blowjob !
Jungkook realized that two americanos on an empty stomach had been a catastrophic decision after he ordered the third. He also realized that arriving thirty minutes early had somehow made everything infinitely worse for his peace of mind.
It had been only 10 minutes and you werenβt supposed to be there until eleven. Eighteen more minutes to go.
ββ¦Fuck.β The word slipped out under his breath as he dragged both hands down his face.
This was a mistake. A massive, irreversible, life-ending mistake.
Jungkook thought how he shouldβve stayed behind a screen forever. Texting was easy for him when it was with you. It let him delete things before sending them. Texting let him think before speaking to you. Texting didnβt involve making eye contact with the prettiest girl heβd ever met while pretending he hadnβt spent the better part of two years quietly orbiting your existence like a haunted fucking satellite.
His leg bounced uncontrollably beneath the table. Maybe he could leave.
No. He couldnβt just pretend he couldnβt make it. Would that hurt your feeling? He didnβt want to hurt your feelings. He was the one who had the idea to hangout. He needed to be brave.
Jungkook sighed heavily, turned around, and walked back inside. The barista looked up at him with mild concern as he reclaimed the exact same chair heβd abandoned less than twenty seconds ago. But the girl didnβt say anythingβ¦ especially since it was the third time he had done the same.
Five minutes later heβd convinced himself leaving actually made much more sense this time.
He got up again and finally made it outside. Jungkook walked half the block before stopping. βJesus fucking Christ.β He rubbed his face so aggressively it almost hurt before spinning on his heel and marching straight back.
This time the same barista caught him before heβd even sat down. βDude, are you sure you want this americano?β
βYes,β Jungkook said frustrated. βAnd please add another shot.β
By 10:55 his hands were shaking just enough to piss him off. He stared at them while asking for another americano. He was definitely going to die before you even had the chance to say hi.
Which, honestly, it was probably better for him.
His phone buzzed and Jungkook grabbed it so quickly he almost dropped it.
the loml: two minutes away
Jungkookβs heartbeat stopped as another message appeared almost instantly.
the loml: what r u wearing
the loml: wait
the loml: that was lowkey nasty
the loml: what r u wearing babygirl?π€€
Despite his nerves, a laugh escaped him.
Jungkook: idiot (message not sent)
Jungkook: black hoodie (message not sent)
Jungkook: hoodie (message not sent)
Jungkook: IM LITERALLT WEARING THE WORST OUTFIT EVER OMG (message not sent)
Jungkook: the hottest outfit ever (message not sent)
It was ridiculous. Heβd survived perfectly fine without doing thisβ¦ He could still leave. Right now. He could show up with some lie. He got an emergency, maybe food poisoning or he was suddenly arrested. Yeah, he could just invent a lie, he couldnβt stay. God, no. Jungkook was sure he wouldnβt be able to talk to you. He would just be so embarrassing you would never want to talk to him again.
Yeah, fuck no.
His chair scraped quietly against the floor as he stood, slipping his phone into his pocket before he could overthink it anymore. That was it, he was leaving. Heβd apologize later. Youβd probably be too busy being obsessed over his best friend to even care.
You werenβt looking around yet. Your eyes stayed glued to your phone as you typed something, a strand of hair falling across your face before you tucked it absentmindedly behind your ear. His phone buzzed in his pocket but he didnβt pay any mind.
You looked⦠God. You looked exactly like you always did.
Heβd spent two years noticing you between breaks, across hallways, sitting outside buildings with headphones on, laughing with those three idiots you called friends. He knew the shape of your smile from impossible distances because he still remembered it from close. Knew the way youβd throw your head back when you laughed too hard. Knew you gestured with both hands when you talked, like every sentence required visual aids.
But standing ten feet away after such a long time, you suddenly felt⦠real.
Not campus real. Not βgirl I secretly look at during lunch breaksβ real. Not βgirl crush Iβve been dreaming aboutβ. Real enough to walk over, real enough to say his name and real enough to realize he was just some random guy you probably wouldnβt even like.
Jungkook pulse lurched. He looked away so fast it almost gave him whiplash.
Nop. Absolutely fucking not.
If he didnβt look at you and if you didnβt see him maybe he could still pretendβ
He slowly lifted his head. The barista was looking directly at him, cup already in hand, moving it like she was waiting for him to hurry up as if she had any other clients waiting in line when the place was empty. Jungkook thought about all the bad reviews he was going to leave her as he walk closer to the counter.
ββ¦Thanks.β
He reached for it automatically, almost cringing at the motion. Movement flickered in the corner of his vision. You had looked up and, finally, your eyes met his.
Jungkook was going to pass out.
He saw you frown. Your gaze dropped briefly to the coffee cup in his hand, then back to his face and then back to your phone. You did that three times, maybe too confused he was actually the guy you had been talking too. Jungkook couldnβt tell. Were you imagining someone better looking than him?
Yeah, he was definitely ending his shit tonight.
Jungkook felt every single organ inside his body shut down in perfect synchronization when you started walking closer to him.
βOh my God.β You stopped right in front of him, a little too close, blinking twice before a huge grin spread across your face. βNo way.β Jungkook forgot how breathing worked. βJungkook?β
He nodded once. βYeah.β
Your smile somehow got even wider. βWhat the fuck?β You laughed, looking him up and down with complete shamelessness. βOh my God.β
He managed the worldβs weakest laugh. βHi.β
βI did not picture you like this.β
βNo?β
βNo!β You pointed at him as if that explained everything. βI had this whole image.β
βIβm scared.β
βIt was completely different.β
He chuckled shyly. βCare to share?β
βI thought you were gonna beβ¦β You tilted your head thoughtfully. βI donβt knowβ¦ glasses and shit.β
βGlasses and shit?β
βYeah, you knowβ disney nerd cast.β
βIβ what the hell does that even mean?β He frowned confused, amused by your brain and how actually much of an extrovert you were. Really similar to the way you text, really blunt. βAnd I do wear glasses, just to read and play video games.β
βWell, I kinda was right then.β You gestured vaguely toward him. βBut I donβt know I was lowkey picturing you like Robbie from Victorious
Jungkook looked genuinely offended. βShould Iβ is that an insult orβ¦?β
βNot really. He was cute to me.β You shrugged before nodding approvingly, looking at him again closely this time.
Jungkook was sure his heart was about to jump out of his chest any minute. His face started getting hot. Oh god, he was blushing. βWhat?β
βYou actually lookβ¦β You squinted dramatically. βLike a stereotypical bad boy from a cheap magazineβ
Jungkook blinked. βExcuse me?β
βWell, the tattoos and the piercings. The wholeβ¦β You motioned vaguely toward his black hoodie and rings, ββ¦whatever aesthetic youβve got going on. I bet you only wear black.β
βOf course not! Iβ¦ I own other colors.β He stuttered.
βThat wasnβt convincing.β
βI literally do.β
βMhm.β You smiled. βYouβre like a bad-boy from Pinterest.β
For the first time all morning, Jungkook laughed out loud. He couldnβt help it, you were so openly cute and funny, it just made the whole thing easier for him. He wasnβt dying of anxiety anymore and he now could be just himself. He was now only nervous to prove to you he was definitely as cool as you were.
βLetβs sit.β
You laughed to yourself before walking next to him to the table, finally dropping into the chair across from Jungkook, setting your bag on the floor and pushing a few loose strands of hair behind your ear. βThis is so weird.β
βIt is.β
βIβve been talking to you every day for likeβ¦ what? Weeks?β
βA little over.β
βAnd Iβve just been making up your face this whole time,β You sighed. βNow look at us. Internet friends to real friends.β
βOnly few people can make that happen,β he said sarcastically.
βWell, Iβm definitely glad youβre not an eighty year old man. That was my worst befriended experience ever.β
βThat sounds likeβ Wait, what do you meaββ
βUgh, I want a coffee too.β You pointed at him triumphantly before reaching across the table to steal the untouched americano sitting in front of him. βCan I have this? It seems you had a lot ofβ¦ those.β You looked around the table, noticing his other three americanos. βWere you hanging out with your friends before?β
βThose are mine.β
βWhy were you drinking so much coffe? Youβre gonna have a heart attack.β
Jungkook blinked, moving uncomfortably in his seat. βUhmβ¦ Well, I got here early,β He said, a bit shy.
βHow early?β
βEarly.β
βJungkook.β
ββ¦Thirty minutes.β
Why was he saying this to you? Jungkook couldnβt shut up. His mouth was just being too honest with you. He needed to stop.
You stared incredulous at him. βYouβre lying.β
βIβm not.β
βNo fucking way.β
He rubbed the back of his neck, suddenly finding the tabletop incredibly interesting. βI wanted to make sure I got a seat.β
βYou got here thirty minutes early for a coffee shop?β
βYeah.β
βYou absolute loser.β
βI know.β
βNo, likeβ¦β You giggled this this time, shaking your head. βThatβs actually adorable.β
Adorable. Jungkook was going to think about that word together with those giggles for the next six to eight years.
Instead of answering, he picked at the cardboard sleeve around one of his empty coffee cup, hoping you wouldnβt notice that his ears had immediately betrayed him.
But, of course you noticed. βOh my God. Youβre blushing?β
βIβm not.β
βYou literally are.β
βItβs warm in here.β
βThey have AC.β
βThey barely have it on!β
You leaned across the table, narrowing your eyes at him with exaggerated suspicion. βYouβre actually shy.β
βIβm not shy.β
βYou are.β
βYouβre just too easygoing!β
You laughed again, smiling like it was a compliment. βYouβre cute, Jungkook.β
Okay, he was definitely going to pass out.
βShut up.β
You leaned back in your chair, still looking at him with obvious curiosity. βSoβ¦β you said, tapping your nails on the table. βWhat about you?β
Jungkook looked at you a little confused. βWhat?β
He pretended to think about it for another second before smiling. βI imagined youβd look like someone who talks way too much. I was completely right.β
You gasped dramatically. βExcuse you?β
βI was right,β he said again.
βIβve known you in person for thirty seconds.β
βYouβve been talking for twenty-nine of them.β
βI was being welcoming!.β
βWell, you really are. For sure.β
You laughed, pointing at him. βOkayβ¦ Iβll give you that one.β
Jungkook shrugged innocently. βI like that, youβre too friendly.β He tilted his head slightly. βI wasnβt expecting you to smile this much.β
You looked at him a little taken aback. βWhat?β
βYou smile a lot,β he repeated himself. Jungkook remember you used to laugh a lot too, at everything. He liked that, he also was dying to let you know that for a long time, he liked your smile.
βI do?β
βYeah.β
You frowned in genuine confusion, almost as if youβd never noticed. βI didnβt knowβ¦ Is that bad?β
βNo,β his answer came easily this time, and too fast he had to cleared his throat before composing himself. βI think itβs nice.β
There wasnβt anything loaded behind it, nor did he intend there to be. It came out sounding exactly how heβd meant it, honest enough to be a compliment, casual enough that it didnβt linger in the air to make you uncomfortable.
You smiled again, this time more relaxed. βWell now Iβm self-conscious.β
βYou smiled while saying that.β
βFuck.β
βI rest my case.β
You rolled your eyes. βIβve decided I donβt like you.β
βThat was fast.β
βI had big expectations.β
βAnd I shattered them?β
βYou did.β
βUgh, Iβll never recover from this.β Jungkook said sarcastically. He could tell you liked a good banter.
βI hope you donβt.β
A comfortable silence settled between you two before Jungkook glanced at you again. There was a brief lull in the conversation, not uncomfortable in the slightest, just long enough for you to look at him again with a small crease forming between your brows.
βCan I say something weird?β
βAlways.β
βI have this weird feeling weβve met before.β Jungkookβs heart kicked so violently against his ribs that he almost threw up right there. βI swear you look so familiar.β.
Jungkook tried to keep his expression neutral, lifting one shoulder in a casual shrug despite suddenly becoming hyperaware of every inch of his body. βI was actually thinking the same thing.β
βWere you?β
βYeah.β
βI feel likeβ¦β You squinted at him before talking a pause, eyes narrowing. βWaitββ
Jungkook held his breath as your eyes widened. His pulse immediately doubled. Did you remember? Did you remember the project? Did you actually know him?
You remembered those afternoons in the editing room arguing over the stupid assignment while you painted foam props and laughed at every stupid joke heβd made just because you laughed at everything? Did you remembered sharing cheap vending machine coffee because youβd both been too broke to buy anything else? Did you remembered sitting shoulder to shoulder on the floor of the studio at class trying to finish everything before the deadline because you lost too much time joking around?
You remembered him?
βYou remember?.β
βYes! I knew it!β You pointed at him so suddenly that he almost flinched. βYou!β
He smiled before he could stop himself. βYeah?β
βYou almost fucking killed me!β
βI didβ What?β
βYou almost made me eat shit outside the music building.β
The smile stayed on his face for exactly one more second before it twitched. βCome again?β
βA couple weeks ago!β you said, a little too frantic. You leaned farther over the table, completely invested now. βYou came flying around the corner in the hallways of the music building, smashed into me so hard I nearly ate concrete, looked me dead in the eyes and then justβ¦β You made a dramatic gesture with both hands. ββ¦walked away! How rude!β
Silence settled between you two for a couple of seconds. You werenβt really angry, it was obvious. But Jungkookβs brain still had quietly folded in on itself. You clearly didnβt remember and it was obvious you wouldnβt, he wasnβt that important in your life. You wouldnβt remember a simpler project and the hours you spent together in class, it had been too long ago. You just remembered him as the asshole whoβd accidentally shoulder-checked you outside a building and disappeared without apologizing.
And he remember that too, he had been too nervous when he noticed he run over you, disappearing without properly apologizing. Clearly you would remember something like thatβ wasnβt the same day you got Chanβs numbers? Probably why you remembered every detail about it.
Jungkook closed his eyes for a second, scrunching his nose before letting out a defeated laugh.
βThat doesnβt sound like me.β
βDudeββ
βOkay, okay,β he lifted his hands, defeated. β my defenseβ¦ I was carrying a lot of stuff.β
βNo, you were carrying one backpack. I remember because I wanted to hit you with it,β you narrowed your eyes, clearly not bothered but trying to annoy him.
βTotally fair,β he nodded.
βYou didnβt even say sorry properly.β
βI was going to.β
βNo, you werenβt.β
βI thought about it really hard.β
βWow. Thank God I can hear thoughts.β
βI assumed you could.β
βHow?β
βWell, we declared we were each other best friends then, right? You should clearly know what I was thinking.β He said obvious, pointing at you like you were at fault.
You snorted, clearly entertained. βI didnβt know you were the guy I was talking to!.β
βThen whose fault is this really?β
βStill yours!,β you laughed at loud and Jungkook smiled at that.
He had made you laugh. A win.
He groaned, faking to be annoyed and already accepting defeat. βOkayβ¦ Youβre right. Iβm sorry about that, I was probably having an off day.β
You looked at him for a second before nodding, still looking bright. βI guess I can forgive you. We all have days like that.β
βYouβre so thoughtful,β he said jokingly.
βThatβs one of my best qualities,β you shrugged like it wasnβt a big thing. βSo, tell me best friend, what is your major?β
The conversation slipped into place so naturally that Jungkook almost forgot how terrified heβd been ten minutes earlier. Every time you spoke, you somehow left him with three different ways to answer, and before he realized it you were already teasing each other as though youβd been meeting for coffee every Tuesday instead of hiding behind phone screens for weeks.
Neither of you realized you had stopped being strangers. The disappointment of you not remembering the project lingered only briefly before it was buried beneath another banter and another topic of conversation. And by the time the hours passed, Jungkook noticed heβd stopped rehearsing his replies entirely. He was justβ¦ talking, and somehow that felt far less terrifying than everything heβd imagined over the past few weeks.
didnβt even chuckle with this one but their meet up was enough okay bye!! made that robbie joke before someone sent me the victorious ask so now u understand why i was crazy excited. also, yayy she forgot about chan. okkayyy see you in 2 months!!
pairing: student! fem reader x student! jeon jungkook
summary: when you finally get your crushβs number, you expect the start of an epic love storyβ not a random guy making fun of you because he thinks the guy youβve been obsessed with for the last six months gave you a fake number. Jeon Jungkook, the one who replies, finds it entertaining and helps you chase the guyβ¦ at least until he finds out that the person heβs been helping date another guy is you, the girl heβs been obsessed with for the last two years.
genre/warning: this is a smau fic!! with narration included in some chapter but itβs mostly messages/tweets. very unfunny jokes. this is mostly crack/fluff.
authors note: jungkook and yn finally meet!!!! this is a narrated chapter so be aware!!! so excited for this hehe not my funniest one but i tried>_<
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β chapter nine: life is a blowjob!
Jungkook realized that two americanos on an empty stomach had been a catastrophic decision after he ordered the third. He also realized that arriving thirty minutes early had somehow made everything infinitely worse for his peace of mind.
It had been only 10 minutes and you werenβt supposed to be there until eleven. Eighteen more minutes to go.
ββ¦Fuck.β The word slipped out under his breath as he dragged both hands down his face.
This was a mistake. A massive, irreversible, life-ending mistake.
Jungkook thought how he shouldβve stayed behind a screen forever. Texting was easy for him when it was with you. It let him delete things before sending them. Texting let him think before speaking to you. Texting didnβt involve making eye contact with the prettiest girl heβd ever met while pretending he hadnβt spent the better part of two years quietly orbiting your existence like a haunted fucking satellite.
His leg bounced uncontrollably beneath the table. Maybe he could leave.
No. He couldnβt just pretend he couldnβt make it. Would that hurt your feeling? He didnβt want to hurt your feelings. He was the one who had the idea to hangout. He needed to be brave.
Jungkook sighed heavily, turned around, and walked back inside. The barista looked up at him with mild concern as he reclaimed the exact same chair heβd abandoned less than twenty seconds ago. But the girl didnβt say anythingβ¦ especially since it was the third time he had done the same.
Five minutes later heβd convinced himself leaving actually made much more sense this time.
He got up again and finally made it outside. Jungkook walked half the block before stopping. βJesus fucking Christ.β He rubbed his face so aggressively it almost hurt before spinning on his heel and marching straight back.
This time the same barista caught him before heβd even sat down. βDude, are you sure you want this americano?β
βYes,β Jungkook said frustrated. βAnd please add another shot.β
By 10:55 his hands were shaking just enough to piss him off. He stared at them while asking for another americano. He was definitely going to die before you even had the chance to say hi.
Which, honestly, it was probably better for him.
His phone buzzed and Jungkook grabbed it so quickly he almost dropped it.
the loml: two minutes away
Jungkookβs heartbeat stopped as another message appeared almost instantly.
the loml: what r u wearing
the loml: wait
the loml: that was lowkey nasty
the loml: what r u wearing babygirl?π€€
Despite his nerves, a laugh escaped him.
Jungkook: idiot (message not sent)
Jungkook: black hoodie (message not sent)
Jungkook: hoodie (message not sent)
Jungkook: IM LITERALLT WEARING THE WORST OUTFIT EVER OMG (message not sent)
Jungkook: the hottest outfit ever (message not sent)
It was ridiculous. Heβd survived perfectly fine without doing thisβ¦ He could still leave. Right now. He could show up with some lie. He got an emergency, maybe food poisoning or he was suddenly arrested. Yeah, he could just invent a lie, he couldnβt stay. God, no. Jungkook was sure he wouldnβt be able to talk to you. He would just be so embarrassing you would never want to talk to him again.
Yeah, fuck no.
His chair scraped quietly against the floor as he stood, slipping his phone into his pocket before he could overthink it anymore. That was it, he was leaving. Heβd apologize later. Youβd probably be too busy being obsessed over his best friend to even care.
You werenβt looking around yet. Your eyes stayed glued to your phone as you typed something, a strand of hair falling across your face before you tucked it absentmindedly behind your ear. His phone buzzed in his pocket but he didnβt pay any mind.
You looked⦠God. You looked exactly like you always did.
Heβd spent two years noticing you between breaks, across hallways, sitting outside buildings with headphones on, laughing with those three idiots you called friends. He knew the shape of your smile from impossible distances because he still remembered it from close. Knew the way youβd throw your head back when you laughed too hard. Knew you gestured with both hands when you talked, like every sentence required visual aids.
But standing ten feet away after such a long time, you suddenly felt⦠real.
Not campus real. Not βgirl I secretly look at during lunch breaksβ real. Not βgirl crush Iβve been dreaming aboutβ. Real enough to walk over, real enough to say his name and real enough to realize he was just some random guy you probably wouldnβt even like.
Jungkook pulse lurched. He looked away so fast it almost gave him whiplash.
Nop. Absolutely fucking not.
If he didnβt look at you and if you didnβt see him maybe he could still pretendβ
He slowly lifted his head. The barista was looking directly at him, cup already in hand, moving it like she was waiting for him to hurry up as if she had any other clients waiting in line when the place was empty. Jungkook thought about all the bad reviews he was going to leave her as he walk closer to the counter.
ββ¦Thanks.β
He reached for it automatically, almost cringing at the motion. Movement flickered in the corner of his vision. You had looked up and, finally, your eyes met his.
Jungkook was going to pass out.
He saw you frown. Your gaze dropped briefly to the coffee cup in his hand, then back to his face and then back to your phone. You did that three times, maybe too confused he was actually the guy you had been talking too. Jungkook couldnβt tell. Were you imagining someone better looking than him?
Yeah, he was definitely ending his shit tonight.
Jungkook felt every single organ inside his body shut down in perfect synchronization when you started walking closer to him.
βOh my God.β You stopped right in front of him, a little too close, blinking twice before a huge grin spread across your face. βNo way.β Jungkook forgot how breathing worked. βJungkook?β
He nodded once. βYeah.β
Your smile somehow got even wider. βWhat the fuck?β You laughed, looking him up and down with complete shamelessness. βOh my God.β
He managed the worldβs weakest laugh. βHi.β
βI did not picture you like this.β
βNo?β
βNo!β You pointed at him as if that explained everything. βI had this whole image.β
βIβm scared.β
βIt was completely different.β
He chuckled shyly. βCare to share?β
βI thought you were gonna beβ¦β You tilted your head thoughtfully. βI donβt knowβ¦ glasses and shit.β
βGlasses and shit?β
βYeah, you knowβ disney nerd cast.β
βIβ what the hell does that even mean?β He frowned confused, amused by your brain and how actually much of an extrovert you were. Really similar to the way you text, really blunt. βAnd I do wear glasses, just to read and play video games.β
βWell, I kinda was right then.β You gestured vaguely toward him. βBut I donβt know I was lowkey picturing you like Robbie from Victorious
Jungkook looked genuinely offended. βShould Iβ is that an insult orβ¦?β
βNot really. He was cute to me.β You shrugged before nodding approvingly, looking at him again closely this time.
Jungkook was sure his heart was about to jump out of his chest any minute. His face started getting hot. Oh god, he was blushing. βWhat?β
βYou actually lookβ¦β You squinted dramatically. βLike a stereotypical bad boy from a cheap magazineβ
Jungkook blinked. βExcuse me?β
βWell, the tattoos and the piercings. The wholeβ¦β You motioned vaguely toward his black hoodie and rings, ββ¦whatever aesthetic youβve got going on. I bet you only wear black.β
βOf course not! Iβ¦ I own other colors.β He stuttered.
βThat wasnβt convincing.β
βI literally do.β
βMhm.β You smiled. βYouβre like a bad-boy from Pinterest.β
For the first time all morning, Jungkook laughed out loud. He couldnβt help it, you were so openly cute and funny, it just made the whole thing easier for him. He wasnβt dying of anxiety anymore and he now could be just himself. He was now only nervous to prove to you he was definitely as cool as you were.
βLetβs sit.β
You laughed to yourself before walking next to him to the table, finally dropping into the chair across from Jungkook, setting your bag on the floor and pushing a few loose strands of hair behind your ear. βThis is so weird.β
βIt is.β
βIβve been talking to you every day for likeβ¦ what? Weeks?β
βA little over.β
βAnd Iβve just been making up your face this whole time,β You sighed. βNow look at us. Internet friends to real friends.β
βOnly few people can make that happen,β he said sarcastically.
βWell, Iβm definitely glad youβre not an eighty year old man. That was my worst befriended experience ever.β
βThat sounds likeβ Wait, what do you meaββ
βUgh, I want a coffee too.β You pointed at him triumphantly before reaching across the table to steal the untouched americano sitting in front of him. βCan I have this? It seems you had a lot ofβ¦ those.β You looked around the table, noticing his other three americanos. βWere you hanging out with your friends before?β
βThose are mine.β
βWhy were you drinking so much coffe? Youβre gonna have a heart attack.β
Jungkook blinked, moving uncomfortably in his seat. βUhmβ¦ Well, I got here early,β He said, a bit shy.
βHow early?β
βEarly.β
βJungkook.β
ββ¦Thirty minutes.β
Why was he saying this to you? Jungkook couldnβt shut up. His mouth was just being too honest with you. He needed to stop.
You stared incredulous at him. βYouβre lying.β
βIβm not.β
βNo fucking way.β
He rubbed the back of his neck, suddenly finding the tabletop incredibly interesting. βI wanted to make sure I got a seat.β
βYou got here thirty minutes early for a coffee shop?β
βYeah.β
βYou absolute loser.β
βI know.β
βNo, likeβ¦β You giggled this this time, shaking your head. βThatβs actually adorable.β
Adorable. Jungkook was going to think about that word together with those giggles for the next six to eight years.
Instead of answering, he picked at the cardboard sleeve around one of his empty coffee cup, hoping you wouldnβt notice that his ears had immediately betrayed him.
But, of course you noticed. βOh my God. Youβre blushing?β
βIβm not.β
βYou literally are.β
βItβs warm in here.β
βThey have AC.β
βThey barely have it on!β
You leaned across the table, narrowing your eyes at him with exaggerated suspicion. βYouβre actually shy.β
βIβm not shy.β
βYou are.β
βYouβre just too easygoing!β
You laughed again, smiling like it was a compliment. βYouβre cute, Jungkook.β
Okay, he was definitely going to pass out.
βShut up.β
You leaned back in your chair, still looking at him with obvious curiosity. βSoβ¦β you said, tapping your nails on the table. βWhat about you?β
Jungkook looked at you a little confused. βWhat?β
He pretended to think about it for another second before smiling. βI imagined youβd look like someone who talks way too much. I was completely right.β
You gasped dramatically. βExcuse you?β
βI was right,β he said again.
βIβve known you in person for thirty seconds.β
βYouβve been talking for twenty-nine of them.β
βI was being welcoming!.β
βWell, you really are. For sure.β
You laughed, pointing at him. βOkayβ¦ Iβll give you that one.β
Jungkook shrugged innocently. βI like that, youβre too friendly.β He tilted his head slightly. βI wasnβt expecting you to smile this much.β
You looked at him a little taken aback. βWhat?β
βYou smile a lot,β he repeated himself. Jungkook remember you used to laugh a lot too, at everything. He liked that, he also was dying to let you know that for a long time, he liked your smile.
βI do?β
βYeah.β
You frowned in genuine confusion, almost as if youβd never noticed. βI didnβt knowβ¦ Is that bad?β
βNo,β his answer came easily this time, and too fast he had to cleared his throat before composing himself. βI think itβs nice.β
There wasnβt anything loaded behind it, nor did he intend there to be. It came out sounding exactly how heβd meant it, honest enough to be a compliment, casual enough that it didnβt linger in the air to make you uncomfortable.
You smiled again, this time more relaxed. βWell now Iβm self-conscious.β
βYou smiled while saying that.β
βFuck.β
βI rest my case.β
You rolled your eyes. βIβve decided I donβt like you.β
βThat was fast.β
βI had big expectations.β
βAnd I shattered them?β
βYou did.β
βUgh, Iβll never recover from this.β Jungkook said sarcastically. He could tell you liked a good banter.
βI hope you donβt.β
A comfortable silence settled between you two before Jungkook glanced at you again. There was a brief lull in the conversation, not uncomfortable in the slightest, just long enough for you to look at him again with a small crease forming between your brows.
βCan I say something weird?β
βAlways.β
βI have this weird feeling weβve met before.β Jungkookβs heart kicked so violently against his ribs that he almost threw up right there. βI swear you look so familiar.β.
Jungkook tried to keep his expression neutral, lifting one shoulder in a casual shrug despite suddenly becoming hyperaware of every inch of his body. βI was actually thinking the same thing.β
βWere you?β
βYeah.β
βI feel likeβ¦β You squinted at him before talking a pause, eyes narrowing. βWaitββ
Jungkook held his breath as your eyes widened. His pulse immediately doubled. Did you remember? Did you remember the project? Did you actually know him?
You remembered those afternoons in the editing room arguing over the stupid assignment while you painted foam props and laughed at every stupid joke heβd made just because you laughed at everything? Did you remembered sharing cheap vending machine coffee because youβd both been too broke to buy anything else? Did you remembered sitting shoulder to shoulder on the floor of the studio at class trying to finish everything before the deadline because you lost too much time joking around?
You remembered him?
βYou remember?.β
βYes! I knew it!β You pointed at him so suddenly that he almost flinched. βYou!β
He smiled before he could stop himself. βYeah?β
βYou almost fucking killed me!β
βI didβ What?β
βYou almost made me eat shit outside the music building.β
The smile stayed on his face for exactly one more second before it twitched. βCome again?β
βA couple weeks ago!β you said, a little too frantic. You leaned farther over the table, completely invested now. βYou came flying around the corner in the hallways of the music building, smashed into me so hard I nearly ate concrete, looked me dead in the eyes and then justβ¦β You made a dramatic gesture with both hands. ββ¦walked away! How rude!β
Silence settled between you two for a couple of seconds. You werenβt really angry, it was obvious. But Jungkookβs brain still had quietly folded in on itself. You clearly didnβt remember and it was obvious you wouldnβt, he wasnβt that important in your life. You wouldnβt remember a simpler project and the hours you spent together in class, it had been too long ago. You just remembered him as the asshole whoβd accidentally shoulder-checked you outside a building and disappeared without apologizing.
And he remember that too, he had been too nervous when he noticed he run over you, disappearing without properly apologizing. Clearly you would remember something like thatβ wasnβt the same day you got Chanβs numbers? Probably why you remembered every detail about it.
Jungkook closed his eyes for a second, scrunching his nose before letting out a defeated laugh.
βThat doesnβt sound like me.β
βDudeββ
βOkay, okay,β he lifted his hands, defeated. β my defenseβ¦ I was carrying a lot of stuff.β
βNo, you were carrying one backpack. I remember because I wanted to hit you with it,β you narrowed your eyes, clearly not bothered but trying to annoy him.
βTotally fair,β he nodded.
βYou didnβt even say sorry properly.β
βI was going to.β
βNo, you werenβt.β
βI thought about it really hard.β
βWow. Thank God I can hear thoughts.β
βI assumed you could.β
βHow?β
βWell, we declared we were each other best friends then, right? You should clearly know what I was thinking.β He said obvious, pointing at you like you were at fault.
You snorted, clearly entertained. βI didnβt know you were the guy I was talking to!.β
βThen whose fault is this really?β
βStill yours!,β you laughed at loud and Jungkook smiled at that.
He had made you laugh. A win.
He groaned, faking to be annoyed and already accepting defeat. βOkayβ¦ Youβre right. Iβm sorry about that, I was probably having an off day.β
You looked at him for a second before nodding, still looking bright. βI guess I can forgive you. We all have days like that.β
βYouβre so thoughtful,β he said jokingly.
βThatβs one of my best qualities,β you shrugged like it wasnβt a big thing. βSo, tell me best friend, what is your major?β
The conversation slipped into place so naturally that Jungkook almost forgot how terrified heβd been ten minutes earlier. Every time you spoke, you somehow left him with three different ways to answer, and before he realized it you were already teasing each other as though youβd been meeting for coffee every Tuesday instead of hiding behind phone screens for weeks.
Neither of you realized you had stopped being strangers. The disappointment of you not remembering the project lingered only briefly before it was buried beneath another banter and another topic of conversation. And by the time the hours passed, Jungkook noticed heβd stopped rehearsing his replies entirely. He was justβ¦ talking, and somehow that felt far less terrifying than everything heβd imagined over the past few weeks.
didnβt even chuckle with this one but their meet up was enough okay bye!! made that robbie joke before someone sent me the victorious ask so now u understand why i was crazy excited. also, yayy she forgot about chan. okkayyy see you in 2 months!!
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hiii i stayed up until 4 am reading ruin the friendship and let me tell you itβs my favourite one and iβm a huge fanfic girly and picky. I also got very sad seeing it was posted last year and there was no part 2
thank you so much, iβm really grateful how many asks iβve received about this story π i swear iβll get into that soon i do love that story so much it just fucked me up that i lost the 2nd part ages ago and when i rewrite it it wasnβt as good as the first draft but ill give it a second read and try to edit it soon!!