Creation of the Seven Stars

i open twitter. people are complaining about the word audiophile because they dont want to fuck the music. i open tumblr. people are happy about the word cinephile because they want to fuck the movies

^mental gymnastics of the forcefield denier

there's so many podcasts in the world, it's so scary. I can post "hey, I've got some spare time, anyone got any podrecs?" and someone will roll into the replies saying "yeah! the starry nyte mysteries, it's a queer musical comedy drama set in an alternate universe version of the amazonian rainforest and is an adaptation of the life of vincent van gogh reimagined as private detective in a narrative inspired by le morte d'arthur. it ran for three seasons between 2017 and 2021 before both co-creators simultaneously deactivated all their social media accounts and whisps of smoke were seen ascending to the atmosphere above their houses but I'm still keeping my ear to the ground about a possible indiegogo for s4 👀. it stars four trans people from separate continents with wildly varying mic quality along with a substantial guest performance in the latter half of s2 by beth eyre. the end product is Pretty Okay and I desperately need to share it with everyone in my life."

wait

did the shade and consistency of whatever is coming out of that tap unlock the "bitch that's the tubby custard machine" memory for anyone else

People don’t even want to say le sigh anymore. le sigh

#but I am more le tired than ever

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

that’s her. the Task Manager

being a symbolism enjoyer should humble you because at the end of the day no matter how eloquently you articulate it youre essentially saying "i love it when things have meaning"

my hobbies are Colours and Shapes but, like, in a mature, sophisticated adult way