andiamo

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

a canon event for every oldest daughter is being told “you would be a good lawyer”

at the club fucked up on kerrygold pure irish butter

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

Can I please just sit on the edge of a crescent moon like once in my life

Keith Tyson, Color Out of Place