netflix and by yourself

why is there an american flag just chillin on the wall there is that normal

Yes they are in every classroom in America

Is that sarcasm

no.

do…do other countries not put their flags in all their classrooms??

Why would we put up a flag in a classroom? Are people afraid the children would forget which country they are in?

My favorite thing about the multicultural nature of Tumblr is watching people from other countries learn that America is much, much worse than they ever dreamed.

Yeah. Here in America, you have to place your hand over your heart and recite the pledge of allegiance while looking at the flag.

i love you too darling

yall ever sleep from 1700-2200 and call it a nap bc

i thought this was about years. but yes

Nothing says self care like a 5,000 year long nap

So apparently there are 5,000 years between 1700 and 2200, thank you tumblr, today i learned

I know someone’s gonna do it so just do it fast so we can find him and continue with our lives

train

train

train

train

What r u guys gonan b for halloween

sad

gay

sexy

minecraft

Also minecraft

minecraft as well

depressed

in like 3 years, new tumblr users are going to blow the dust off this post and be like “who is red shirt guy and what does this mean?”

space is too pretty we dont deserve her

things i want to get - paid - laid

- gatorade

That awkward moment between birth and death

idk how to flirt imma just stare at you until u marry me

The human mind is capable of such a wide variety of thoughts yet all I do is think about the same person all day.