normal kinks for normal people

I had to lay flat in bed at night because i would constantly be releasing huge, ridiculously loud farts that nearly vibrated the bed and i had to have multiple fans on in the room to drown out my sighing and moaning as my stomach bloated and deflated over and over again almost every night

Not to mention how much sludge i was shitting out during the day, bent over on the toilet while clutching my gut up to five or six times a day. My roommates sometimes checked up on me multiple times because I’d be in there for almost an hour, farting hard and groaning

Sometimes nothing would even be coming out because i was so constipated despite the feeling of urgently needing to have diarrhea swirling in my tummy and I’d be panting and rubbing my cramping stomach, rocking back and forth as i rubbed my intestines until a tiny plug of shit would pop out like a cork and let me squeeze out some foul squirts of muck

Any time i let my mind wander i start getting that hot horny feeling in my tummy and i have to walk around with my clit feeling huge and a tense aching emptiness in my pussy

It turns me on more knowing nobody can tell i have the equivalent of a painfully hard boner and i find myself clenching and unclenching my thighs together, pinching my clit in between my legs and rocking back and forth when no one’s looking and coming so so close to busting