i just want to sleep the world away.

Pics or it didnt happen

:))))

video description: the person filming looks at a sign that says "road work ahead", behind the sign the road is drowned under water. the person says: "road work ahead?", then pauses, then says "no, no i don't think it does." (end of video description)

Holding a girl down with my hand in her hair but it’s my right hand so she has to make dead on eye contact with my clippy tattoo

Hey, looks like you're trying to have lesbian sex, can I help with that?

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

IT'S HALLOWEEN.

if your website doesn't have a reject all button for cookies then i fucking hate you

if your website's cookie popup only allows accept all and edit cookies and i have to click the edit button to reject your cookies then i fucking hate you

If your website only has "allow all" and "edit cookies", and then when I edit cookies and turn off all your bullshit I find you've deliberately put an "allow all cookies" button exactly where you KNOW I expect the "confirm changes" button to be along with other visual cues such as colour, in order to TRICK me into pressing it by mistake, I REALLY FUCKING HATE YOU

honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that 

i wish there was an easier way to tell the difference between an "if it sucks hit da bricks" situation and a "sometimes being an adult means doing things that you dont wanna" situation

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

ENOUGH social interactions. i need to go in the river