Free Laughter

“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman

and frankly? some of you struggle with hairy men.

forgive the version of you that didn’t know any better

forgive the version of yourself that knew better but did it anyway. forgive every version of yourself. we are constantly learning from our mistakes.

forgive the version of you that didn’t know what to do and could not have foreseen what the right choice was, if there even was one. forgive the version of you that made a choice and regretted it.

Goodnight, and rest in peace, Marjane Satrapi. Thank you for your work and your voice. May we hear you.

ah shit I just got Infomercialed

I opened a kitchen cabinet and there was a big open bag of spaghetti inside, and a waterfall of spaghetti gushed out, continuing for a comedically long period of time while I, for some reason, desperately tried to catch individual noodles instead of blocking the bag so more didn't come out.

has this ever happened to you? there's gotta be a better way! [picture suddenly changes from black & white to full colour] introducing the spaghetti dam

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

Going to the mountains would fix me i think

We should all go to the mountains

It is never the wrong time to go to the mountains

doxxing myself by getting off the bus and walking in the direction of my house

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

Going to the mountains would fix me i think

We should all go to the mountains

It is never the wrong time to go to the mountains