Altaria is Best Birb

Me

Although logic, common sense, and basic self-preservation instincts tell us better, we must agree with you, Good Sir

A point we cannot refute

Spotted Hyaena (Crocuta crocuta) by leuli

I am not like “oh those youths!” here. I am “fuck these corporations!” here. Look at this shit. It’s not a rec list from someone you like and trust–it’s what corporate has decided you should like. And a lot of these kids have not known anything else. That’s scary and infuriating.

It was similar to the pleasure of entering a library, roaming through the shelves and finding random books that would become my companion during those long summer days as a kid on vacation. To see that people would trade organic discovery for algorithm based suggestions (which have not shown me anything I actually wanted to see/engage with on other sites) is sad, especially because this generation has never known different and refuse to even try different.

and something that comes up in bloody dystopian literature. 

Like, “Oh, you did what used to be a week’s worth of work in a few hours? Then you can gets months of work done in an entire week! Make more money for me faster, hooray!“.

finally

and not for nothing but y’all have to shut the fuck up abt dressing for body types. it’s bullshit. women should be able to wear whatever the fuck we desire without needing others’ approval for whether or not our bodies are attractive enough for you to let us get out of the house or post pictures online. the most important thing is that YOU like what you’re wearing and YOU feel confident and comfortable in your outfits and your expression of yourself. wear a long skirt “even if” you’re short. wear 6 inch heels “even if” you’re 6 feet tall. wear crop tops and hot shorts and backless dresses “even if” you’re fat. cover up and take off whatever you want as long as you like what you’re wearing.

He’s got nonthreatening male sexuality of a Disney prince in the 90s. You look at him and think Look at this hot idiot, He’s trying his best. All he wants to do is get laid, infodump to his girlfriend, and meet a real life dracula. He’s like if you turned an orange male cat into a human. He definitely owns an album of Halloween sound effects. He’s six feet tall but he’s just a little guy.