Yuri^2

my number one advice for parents is to listen to your children tbh. and i dont just mean listening to their problems i mean like. when your kid recites the plot of a movie youve already seen or your tells you about what they did at school today or wants to show you their roblox gameplay. youve gotta be invested in knowing your kid as a person or why are you even doing the whole parenting thing.

i dont get why ppl like hitting their bongs so much, every time i do it i just end up with a broken downstem and water all over the place

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

every time i see a man i can't help but to start killing

the girl who is trapped in my computer and phone should be trapped in my arms and bed instead

if you want to read yuri about women divorcing their husbands, the het tag on dynasty is your friend

the only three uses the het tag has on dynasty are for trans manga, divorces, or trigger warnings

you'll know if it's a trans manga because that's its own tag. trigger warnings are usually reserved for individual chapters. if a series is tagged as het and it doesn't seem to have anything else going on, then it's probably doing something interesting or divorceful

"I just wanna be spoiled so bad" <- girl that proceeds to describe having access to necesities and having her most basic needs met as luxurious and the desire for that as greedy and punishment worthy

I’ve watched this over and over again and I laugh every time

i am going to do it

ah! ah ooh hoo oh ah ah

it a litle bit cold