Adorable Nonsense

shout out to the old guy who orders egg wraps from my job every day and came in on christmas with a $25 gift card for the two transfems on staff and no one else. the one true ally.

Happy 100th Birthday Mel Brooks

lisa simpson could replace light yagami and successfully trick L but light could never handle having bart as a brother

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

you cant obtain me. tiger stance

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

sexpervert dark sorceress is attempting to sexually manipulate me but I keep pointing out the rhetorical fallacies in her innuendo-laden attempts to convert me into a sex-crazed minion and shes gotten so angry she cant even get a hardon from hitting me anymore