they're putting me down for gay boy activities

i have tested positive for tzatziki

This thing is climate change incarnate.Stop personifying evil like it’s cute and cares about you

this thing is my girlfriend and she lets me cum inside unprotected

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

*leaves

where are you going

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

i was todays years old when i found out chips is made from the ugliest brown vegtable i have ever seen in my life

fuck like a green onion

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What