they're putting me down for gay boy activities

i was todays years old when i found out chips is made from the ugliest brown vegtable i have ever seen in my life

fuck like a green onion

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

H.R. Giger “The Watch Guardian” (1993)

music is literally so songs as fuck and dont you forget it

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

what’s that noise. 

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

i’m going to check

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

scientist discovers a little animal awww