they're putting me down for gay boy activities

shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn

you need daddy to complete you

daddy needs to be euthanized

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

This thing is climate change incarnate.Stop personifying evil like it’s cute and cares about you

this thing is my girlfriend and she lets me cum inside unprotected

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right