The fucking accuracy

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

The cinematography. Whipped the boy like the romans did with Jesus

LMAOOOO

“The Roman did Jesus” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

add that ominous hum/yodel thing that’s in every overly dramatic car commercial and this deserves an Oscar

Lmfaooo he cocked that hand so far back

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

this is my favorite video on the internet

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

This video is a gift.

I want what she’s having.

‘okay calm down deedee’

Why do you like sharks?

This post is blessed

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

dont give children’s coloring books to college students

HEATHENS!!!!!

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.

The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people

Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes

At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.

During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.

People refused to send art and sculptures to be displayed at the Chicago World’s Fair because of Chicago’s history with fire. They had to fireproof the Fine Arts building to get people to agree to loan them their art. A year after the fair closed most of the grounds were destroyed by fire but the Fine Arts building survived. It’s now the Museum of Science and Industry.

The carbon emissions thing from Ghenghis Khan is not the whole story. He also planted trees wherever he conquered land because he liked trees and thought they were important. He conquered enough to make an impact on the global climate.

Radu III, brother of Vlad III( Vlad the Impaler)  nearly killed Mehmed II, the future Sultan of the Ottoman’s, after Mehmed invited him up to his chambers. Radu, seemingly unaware that the offer was sexual in nature, was startled when Mehmed embraced and then tried to kiss him. Radu stabbed the prince in the leg, then ran and hid in a tree. They later became lovers, and maintained a relationship for the rest of their lives

Just googled the last one because holy shit that’s magnificent and seemed to good to be true, but not only did it actually happen, but I also learned that radu was known as “radu the beautiful”

After the Battle of Shiloh in the American Civil War wounded soldiers were going back to camp when they noticed their wounds were glowing. They called it Angel’s Glow and it was dismissed for many years until someone realized that there was a a bacteria in the area called  Photorhabdus luminescens which, like the name suggests, glows. The human body is usually too warm for the bacteria to grow, but in the cold temperatures on exposed wounds the bacteria was able to breed and make the soldiers glow. 

One time a pope (Pope Stephen VI) exhumed the previous pope’s (Pope Formosus) corpse, and put it on trial for blasphemy in full papal regalia—after which point he was convicted because he didn’t speak up in his own defense. They cut off three fingers of his right hand and tossed him into the Tiber, where he was found by some Roman fishermen. When they brought the corpse inside, they saw the frescoes of their house come to life, and reports of these miracles turned a mob against Stephen. They found him and dragged him to prison, where he was strangled 3 weeks later.

LOVE TRIANGLE

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

Rb for that art doe

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

Aw, yeah, that’s the good shit.

I love abandoned ruins so much

the world taken back by nature is my aesthetic

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

it dropped me in a fucking room full of pandas

Ohmygod

It once dropped my in my home town a few km’s from the airport XD

this is The Human Experience

Iconic