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The “just a little something for me” sends me every time

i think of this every time i'm at a urinal. my bf and i don't even have to say it out loud. if we're in a public restroom together we just know

you wanna use me as ritual sacrifice so bad it makes you look stupid

Great way to start a friendship

Trio

heavy is the head that wears the clown wig

I love that I’ve had some of the same mutuals for like over 5 years and we never so much as exchanged a single dm.....the amount of mutual respect.....

In honor of Britney Spears’ birthday (December 2), I want to remind everyone that this woman was publically ostracized for struggling with the onset of mental illness, divorce, and loosing custody of her children after years of media scrutiny and hypersexualization starting at the age of 17. No, she is not just a crazy woman who shaved her head. She’s the victim of an industry that loves to build a woman up before tearing her down.

princess diana was a girlboss who was murdered. but she was murdered by queen elizabeth, who was also a girlboss. so it was still a win for feminism

Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.