BOO

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

god adoptables really are the funniest fucking thing the more i think about them. imagine youre so excited to get a character and draw them so good with all your ocs but someone else wins the bid and proceeds to only do shitty ms paint drawings of them smoking fat joints

i tried once and thorns of dark force materialized agonizingly around my wrist

dude. bensons going to mercilessly punish our holes and throats for this

must be one of those bugged no notes posts

i dont think this one is one of those bugged no notes posts ms scoundrel im sorry

the fascinating thing about being abused is that years later youre gonna be there sitting around going "okay so what now". cause like theres no instruction manual is there

youre gonna be buying groceries and then youre gonna remember you went through all that for literally no good reason and youre gonna go Oh Okay and put paper towels in your bag or whatever

Lets face the music we all want to get raw hawged by the pit boys so lets not play no more and learn how to be real in our lives for the first fuckjng time

they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

does spilling sauce all over yourself and eating in bed stop at 25 or am i fucked

people really are going like "transmisogyny is real but every individual trans woman is bad and evil so it cancels out"

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing