I Got 3 Brain Cells

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shoes evolved to be feet shaped cus thats the shape our feet are is

umm no actually they were lovingly crafted by the invisible hand of the market! capitalism inbreeds novation! *passes out*

omg. someone call a ambulince

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

god harvests our misery like honey

He's right.

buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers

im baldr

this is baldr everyone

oh fuck huge fan, I love your gate

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