low-cal calzone zone

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

Will beats a furry to death while fantasizing about Hannibal getting off to being beaten to death

A man??? Gets folded into an origami heart???????

A villains actual honest to god evil plan is to steal Will’s face so that he can eat Hannibal’s penis with it

Said villain then gets eaten by his pet eel??? After having his sperm harvested so his sister’s girlfriend can bear his child and inherit his wealth??

Honestly just Mason Verger in general: ??????

That time Hannibal waves at another serial killer and says “hello I love your work” before killing him

Hannibal wears at least four patterns at the same time and no one gouges their eyes out or tells him it looks awful

Fish jello treated as a delicacy that the average American would consume without vomiting

Hannibal getting off to Will telling him he’d kill Hannibal with his hands

Will sailing across the ocean to find Hannibal in Europe while making a pit-stop at Hannibal’s childhood castle 

The entire fifthsome scene

Hannibal feeding a man his own baked leg and the man’s first comment after taking a bite being ‘My compliments to the Chef’

Jack goes to dinner at Hannibal’s house even more often after he finds out it’s all human meat

Will spends months having seizures and somehow never has one in front of anyone except Hannibal, nor drives off the road

The human cello

The man who castrated himself, then flayed the skin off his own back to make wings, then strung himself up in a barn????? (Who could also somehow See evil people??????)

The man Hannibal grafted into a tree (not formed into a tree, not stuck branches on, but literally grafted into a living tree)

Dolarhyde eating that painting. He just fuckin cronches it

The time there is a LIVING BIRD inside a cadaver

The human totem pole how could I forget this most iconique creation

A pig is used semi-successfully as a surrogate host for a human embryo????

Hannibal being entirely open to that threesome

American television vendors wouldn’t let them show naked butts—UNLESS they filled in the cracks with fake blood, then it was fine.

Hannibal got caught in Italy not because the FBI was able to trace his numerous murders back to him, BUT because he won’t stop spending money on bougie shit like truffles and fancy wine.

Man was lobotomized and had part (if not most) of his brain replaced by a giant beehive.