normal lady, regular hands

new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

Dean asks Cas if he would still love him if he was a worm and Cas very affectionately says "you're basically a worm to me already" and then doesn't understand why Dean's upset because Cas would love any version of Dean, any shape or size or iteration because it's Dean and Dean is like "don't mind me, worm coming through"

if something happened would you want it to stop or continue

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

(flirting) i could be your problem

i'm the stripper that Loves you

it is funny to hear that wikipedia is apparently losing site visits to AI because let me tell you wikipedia is not losing site visits from me I am all up in that bitch 24/7 I am reading her down like an enemy I am on wikipedia like white on rice