Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

God morgon till alla som fyller år strax innan jul, tandhygienister, rymdprinsessor inlåsta i torn, människor som delar ut morgontidningen i en gokart, robotar som har en sten som batteri, butlers med ett svärd genom magen, tomteNisse som blev tillfångatagen för att något trodde hen var ett spöke, människor som får ta fallet för när regeringen fuckat över en satellit, flickor som tar med sig flygande stenar till skolan, stalledrängar som målar sig själva citrongula, tjejer som råkar bli kompis med spökena hon ska filma

reading lolita on the train and after every page shaking my head to show that i am disgusted by it except every 4th page i nod my head and stroke my chin to show that i understand the nuance and message of the text

Why he light skinned?

Because Martin Luther was white and German.

I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King

Oh no

I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.

At that point it’s your own damn fault for making that kind of mistake

but why is martin luther the fastest sold playmobil figurine

Protestants be shoppin

Trainwreck of a post