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One Nice Bug Per Day
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art blog(derogatory)
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@seasoliloquy
i keep forgetting to make a pinned post and then remembering when i am not on tumblr
here are some interesting facts about me
i am approximately the same age as pokemon
i have an ao3 here
i have no hinges
i like planes. i would like to fly on an a380 one day
related to the above fact, i am in fact autistic and adhd, how on earth did you guess
trains are also very cool. public transport in general is also very cool
i feel like i was going somewhere with this post, but it's gone now
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if i were a vampire i would do many things. but getting interviewed is not one of them
I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.
In fairness when I see something that is WAY too large I do want to leave
the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated
A customer asked for pickles on their sub and I (dumbass) reached for the cucumbers. They quickly went “oh, no, I want pickles!” and I immediately said “they could’ve been pickles. in another life” ????? Why did I get hired????????
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Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful
The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say
Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?
Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler
I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
reblog if you are an ad hating commie
my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible
all it knows is dig
level 31 and it just knows dig
what am i supposed to do with this
is
is this machamp’s name “homo matsuri”
as in
“homo festival”
yea this is good
Some more interesting information:
“Dig” in Japanese was originally “Ana wo horu,” which translates to “Dig a hole,” with the direct object’s being “Ana,” “a hole” and the verb’s being “horu,” “dig.”
The common writing of “ana,” “穴,” is the same as a colloquial term for the buttocks, “ketsu.”
“Horu,” in addition to it’s more standard definition, is also a slang verb meaning “to have anal sex (between two men).”
Your new Machamp is named “Homo Festival,” and it’s only move is to fuck a man in the ass.
I had a hunch so I looked into it, and I’m pretty convinced now that it being lv31 is also a pun, via goroawase (matching numbers phonetically to create words). there’s a lot of different ways you can do goroawase due to most digits having multiple possible pronunciations, but there’s one particular reading here that stands out:
3 can be san or mi. 1 can be ichi, hi, or to.
mito is a polite archaic word for genetalia.
its name is Homo Festival, its level is penis, and its only move is to fuck a man in the ass. a masterwork.
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Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.
#throwback to the time my friendgroup did a tumblr vocab quiz on sporcle#and the one guy who wasn't on tumblr went#'oh is THAT why you all talk like this?'#the absolute TPK that ensued was indescribable. he took out eight people with one sentence (tags via @corvidcorgi)
Hey atlanta airport do you take constructive criticism
Atlanta pilots make do.
@shadamy22
How isn’t this in Iowa
you know, one day you're young and constantly seeing clickbait articles about the millennial obsession with avocado toast and then, one day, all the articles are about how gen z don't eat pork pies anymore. and you realise that, somehow, in the blink of an eye, you suddenly became old. such is the cruel nature of the passage of time. the sad truth for any twenty-somethings reading this post is that someday you too will be 35.
"can you explain this large gap in your resume?"
yeah I tried to move an image in Word
❌ Is this ship well supported by canon
❌ Does this ship make any sense whatsoever by any reasonable metric
✅ Does the thought of these characters standing next to each other make you want to chew concrete and then break apart a nearby automobile with your bare hands
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scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close
Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by bills and payments
