Miss Quentin

Usually I'm incredibly bad at picking up...subtle metaphors and nuance in Alan Wake but the Lake House is so blatantly making a statement on AI and content creation vrs art even I can see it.

I think it’s so funny that utena has literally no idea why anyone in the black rose arc got turned into a duelist. Like imagine someone pulls up in an intricate uniform holding one of your friend’s swords and says “HAHHAHA I GET IT NOW ALL OF MY DEEP PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS STEMMING FROM MY HIGHLY SPECIFIC INSECURITIES CAN BE SOLVED IF I KILL YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!” and it’s sarah from math class who you only vaguely know

wow i cant wait to buy the jurgen leitner book based on hit series Don’t Read The Jurgen Leitner Book

The Federal Bureau of Control is the funniest version of the SCP Foundation ever created because, yes, much like the Foundation they're the only thing between humanity and total, random annihilation by extremely stupid anomalies, but unlike in the Foundation the rate of utter stupidity in their ranks is so skewed that some of their top researchers genuinely had the research proposal of "Why don't we feed Alan Wake's writing into AI and try to prompt it to make nice things?", only for Alan, from the Dark Place, to write a manuscript basically asking them "Are you this fucking stupid or is this performative?" And then everyone involved fucking died.

The real horror of Authority is not Area X, it's being trapped at a lunch table while your work nemesis loudly recounts one of your worst fuck ups to your colleagues

control would do numbers on tumblr hes so shaking scared crying pathetic man resistant to the change growing inside him and taking over so smoothly he cant do anything about it. and hes even infatuated with someone whos only a copy of a real woman and might not be made of human flesh at all and also has more important things to do and thinks hes lame and boring and his mind is too small to grasp area x

You know what, I’d like him better this way.

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell