I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was.  I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.

There is not a singular use better for that picture anywhere on the internet. 

Rasputin 2

or maybe the originals still kicking….

i could fix him (the piece of media i just consumed that was poorly executed but had a good premise)

This might be the worst offer I've ever received but it would take all of my strength to not accept.

werewolf boyfriend simulator

you will not see the gates of heaven

Lazy girl supremacy i love laying down

cancel culture was invented in 1692 in the town of salem, massachusetts