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this post is ruining my life. i keep saying that im doing things “dustly” and that things were “mad of dust”

Maide’s influence is solely positive and you should be thankful for her increasing your whimsy.

Who the heck are these characters?

Goop Lyn and Maide, is it not obvious?

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

Every photo of Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan together looks like a a respectable mafia boss father named Giovanni and his weird son who bites sometimes

its not nice to call someone light yagami

listening and learning

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

*leaves

where are you going

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time