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if i look back, i am lost
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cherry valley forever
Keni
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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KIROKAZE
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
izzy's playlists!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@sealcontent
i know this kind of post is a bit trite in tyool 2026 but i did just amuse myself imagining explaining sweat to aliens. yes we Secrete Fluids and Ooze From Our Pores sometimes. yes it is gross. it’s for cooling but tbh it doesn’t even help that much. big L for homo sapiens we know
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hey city of tears what’s with all the hostile fuckin architecture
bugs is…. shrimp????
people went to war over this show
who suffered more?
Pearl
jesus christ
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you
Let the path of this post continue.
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lmfaooo i was sitting outside the library on the lawn reading and this little like 13-yr-old twerp of a boy ran up to give me the hard sell for the cold drinks he and his friends were selling
him: excuse me miss! what’s in your water bottle?
me: i don’t want any lemonade
him: did i say anything about lemonade 🤨
me: (lmao) ok it’s water
him: it’s not just lemonade. we have strawberry lemonade. coconut lemonade. whatever you want
me: still no
him: can i ask why 🤨
me: ok you’re gonna go away in a second but it’s bc i already bought a drink earlier
him: we have food
me: i’m gonna keep reading now, run along
him: cool cool 🫡 -runs directly over to the next person-
lmfaooo i was sitting outside the library on the lawn reading and this little like 13-yr-old twerp of a boy ran up to give me the hard sell for the cold drinks he and his friends were selling
him: excuse me miss! what’s in your water bottle?
me: i don’t want any lemonade
him: did i say anything about lemonade 🤨
me: (lmao) ok it’s water
him: it’s not just lemonade. we have strawberry lemonade. coconut lemonade. whatever you want
the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want
what the fuck
been in my head for days
a little-known scientific curiosity is that if you bring a bag of milano cookies into your household, none shall remain by nightfall
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can you put that thing on a leash?
This is a very specific vague.
i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
#shark skin is actually covered in tiny barbs #aka teeth #they are literally a swimming tooth
I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great white
wouldn’t that make the shark a
grate white
This post got weird
This post started with fucking hairless sharks. Weird wasn’t a destination so much as a jumping off point.
I’ve never been so surprised not to encounter the word “smooth” in a text post
Smooth shark post happened circa 2017, this post occurred in 2013 (posted) + pun added and 2015 (Jennytrout enhancement), years before smooth sharks would be discovered and revealed to the public.
there’s a gay guy who works at the local vegan chain restaurant i frequently go to and we love to give each other guff
today a new woman was ringing me up and he ambles over
him to her: don’t forget to add the extra charge 😌
me: oh you mean the baddie surcharge? 😌
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sometimes u just have to eat a whole goddamned Thing of cookies. it is in fact important not to do that every night but some nights it’s just gonna happen and you cannot punish yourself for this. instead you must simply say to yourself “it was just that kinda evening.”
"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.
okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.
EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD
