Jun 4
lmfaooo i was sitting outside the library on the lawn reading and this little like 13-yr-old twerp of a boy ran up to give me the hard sell for the cold drinks he and his friends were selling
him: excuse me miss! what’s in your water bottle?
me: i don’t want any lemonade
him: did i say anything about lemonade 🤨
me: (lmao) ok it’s water
him: it’s not just lemonade. we have strawberry lemonade. coconut lemonade. whatever you want
me: still no
him: can i ask why 🤨
me: ok you’re gonna go away in a second but it’s bc i already bought a drink earlier
him: we have food
me: i’m gonna keep reading now, run along
him: cool cool 🫡 -runs directly over to the next person-
