Literal Trash

Everyone clap for non consensual body modification everybody loves a character whose body has been altered against their will

feminism is about blunts and weed. its about smoking marijuana, and as much of it as you can get your hands on

"what if they fucked" WRONG. what if they ruined each other's lives irreparably. what if there was nothing left but a smoldering heap. what if everything that brought them together twisted and corroded and ripped them apart. and then they fucked.

(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

DOES IT NOT STOP

maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10

for my cereal

The forklift's lesser known relative: the spoonlift.

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

Hey bro I saw a picture of a beautiful fresh water fish today and I thought of you …

FUCK YEAH GO CANADA!!!

@daysleftofsecondterm

Call the neigbours if you need to the next 1,097 days

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"