vomit mommy

Glory of the Snow helm anyone can use the charges on it... you grew flowers on the corpse of the only thing in this world that still bore the name Ultrus but at its heart it is still a device of possession (aka calder's head is free use prove me wrong)

Pretty sure Calder only ever called it the helm of ultrus even after Murph gave it a new name and me personally, i'm calling that ✨️trauma

Just started listening to not another dnd podcast so i only have eight years to catch up on and then I’ll be able to join the conversation

god’s (brennan lee mulligan’s) cruelest joke was giving the gentleman fister a love interest with no orifices ☹️

murph really said “here’s my character. he practices Gentleman Fisting and always carries oil with him. also he has to resist the urge to undress whenever he sees strong men” and we all just accepted that

What the fuck is wrong with you guys. I thought you were freaks