God's Favorite Pickle

‘Angel-cut Chainsaw’ by sara.object, 2026

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

new years, eve

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does this count as anything ???is this art

Wat is with these guys

this is literally two sentences and the first sentence only has 2 words. you should be embarrassed

The way that every single one uses the exact phrasing of "look like (you/they) would hatecrime me" makes me think that there was some viral skit that has made this seem like an acceptable thing to say to trans men, rather than it being totally original and spontaneous thoughts.

Long story short, i did not hit a christian baby into the stratosphere, officer.