there is thunder in our hearts

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

Democrats, are you taking notes? This is how you get shit done.

I love coming to my senses like you know what.. I should’ve been meaner

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

Can't quite cope with how much this looks like me and my dad

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

aragorn: could you stop casually invoking the dread name of the ancient and terrible evil that even now follows at our very heels for FIVE MINUTES

You can't become a billionaire without committing crimes against humanity. Bezos would not be a billionaire if he didn't have warehouse workers peeing in jars and literally dying of heat stroke. Musk is a billionaire because his dad owned slaves who mined emeralds for them. Trump is a billionaire because he was a slum lord who exploited maintenance workers and abused tenants. Woody Guthrie (The "This Machine Kills Fascists" guy) literally wrote a song about "Old Man Trump" and how he was a massive piece of shit. Billionaires become billionaires by doing things like overthrowing governments in South America to control the banana market, or enslaving Congolese children to mine cobalt, or paying people eight cents a day to work in sweat shops in India.