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robert kurvitz writing a self-insert:
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most authors writing a self-insert: they are a loveable misfit with depression and end up dating the hottest person around
robert kurvitz writing a self-insert:

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I think I found my new favorite rabbit hole. This voice actor does Shakespeare scenes in a southern accent and I need to see the whole damn play. Absolutely beautiful
if you're not from the us american south, there's some amazing nuances to this you may have missed. i can't really describe all of them, because i've lived here my whole life and a lot of the body language is sort of a native tongue thing. the body language is its own language, and i am not so great at teaching language. i do know i instinctively sucked on my lower teeth at the same time as he did, and when he scratched the side of his face, i was ready to take up fucking arms with him.
but y'all. the way he said "brutus is an honourable man" - each and every time it changed just a little. it was the full condemnation Shakespeare wanted it to be. it started off slightly mock sincere. barely trying to cover the sarcasm. by the end...it wasn't a threat, it was a promise.
christ, he's good.
the eliding of āyou allā to āyāallā while still maintaining 2 syllables is a deliberate and brilliant act of violence. ābear with meā said exactly like iāve heard it at every funeral. the choices of breaking and re-establishing of eye contact. the balance of rehearsed and improvised tone. A+++ get this man a hollywood contract.
Itās still stupid but it worksheet
This is so fun, because itās a solidly learned superstition.
me and my friends dancing toĀ āmr. brightsideāĀ
If this aināt me

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Hozier - The Humours of Whiskey (Traditional, a cappella)
#he makes everythibg sound like a fae is singing it in a forest in the moonlightĀ - @snakekarina
if i heard this song carried faintly by the wind, leading me into the deepest darkest part of an ancient forest i literally would not hesitate
Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube
⦠I am unironically here for this
this is the funniest thing Iāve ever seen in my life
This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, heās stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, theyāre still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but theyāre still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewerās lived experience. Theyāre still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?
Like this. And itās beautiful. Itās beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because heās presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.
So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.
Hereās the link, yall
https://youtu.be/CEGn_xrdg6U
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My One-Eyed Cat
So iāve been debating coming on here to ask for help with this, but I canāt stand to see my cat in the pain that heās in.
Iāve had my cat, Sunny, for around 10 years now, and heās become a very important part of my life over that time. Currently, he has a problem with his eye that, because of lack of money, we have been unable to treat. Here he was a few years ago:
And here is him now:
As you may be able to see, his right eye has gotten very bad. It started out as what the vet thought were weird growths on his eyeball, around his pupil. We had went to a feline optometrist to learn it was glaucoma, so tried to treat it as such. But now it had progressed to a stage where he cannot see out of it at all, it sometimes starts bleeding, and had pretty much developed a huge scab over it that he sometimes tries to mess with cause it is an irritation to him, ending with him ripping it back open and causing him more pain.
The only thing we can do for him now is to have the eye removed and the lid sewn up (enucleation). The surgery is going to cost upward of $500. I have been attempting to put a bit away every now and then to pay for it, but with bills and other expenses around the house, my mother and I have had a hard time trying to procure the funds.
If anyone can help by donating to my PayPal or cashapp, it would be appreciated. I love Sunny, and hate for him to be in this kind of pain.
PayPal: [email protected] CashApp: http://cash.me/$pwussywillow Venmo: @flyredact
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Playing anything after playing assassinās creed for a month: why the fUCK canāt I climb this
assassinās creed was the first video game I ever played, and I finished the first game in a weekend more or less without pause. then I went to work on Monday and, being totally unfamiliar with the Tetris effect, was extremely taken aback by the immediate impulse to reach my teller station by vaulting over the counter. I mean, I didnāt even question it at first. I made it maybe two long purposeful steps forward before my brain caught up and I spent the rest of the day doubting my own actions.
One time I played so much Bioshock at the weekend that on my walk to uni the next day I saw a vaguely rectangular bit of trash out the corner of my eye and automatically thought ābetter pick up that first aid kitā
When fallout 4 came out, I played so much of it that when I saw a pile of wood near my house, I tried to scrap it and was perplexed as to why it wasnāt selectable.
after playing the sims i mistakenly thought i was alive andĀ had feelings
it was a fanfic that made me realize this but.
so the stormtroopers right. if they think u didnt fire ur blaster they inspect it & if you didnt they send you for reconditioning.
maybe. thats why. they never. HIT. anything.
they dont want to be punished but they dont really want to hurt anybody.
maybe.
well this is an entirely strange new level of sadness
This has been observed in conflicts through out the last century and a half or so, Soldiers deliberately firing high and missing.
Isn't this some character's reasoning behind manipulating soldiers' ocular implants in a Black Mirror episode?

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The tactic of invoking the other personās blog description to discredit them in an argument really serves to show that conservatives fundamentally donāt understand what it means for something to be embarrassing.
Whenever rightists throw out another personās description for cringe points itās usually something like āSkye. 20. She/her/hers. Pansexual socialist. #BLMā meanwhile rightist blog descriptions are like ā34-YEAR-OLD PROUD STRAIGHT WHITE MAN (GASP! HOW DARE I?), AK-47 GENDER PEW/PEWS/PEWSELF, AMBASSADOR OF KEKISTAN. PREPARE TO BE TRIGGERED, TUMBLRINASā
Youāre just proving my point, dumbass.
Holy SHit
life imitates art
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember arenāt the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed