Sanity is a construct

welcome to my blog im annoying

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

ask not for whom the bell peppers

seduce me with your book collection

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

I feel weird and nervous about everything goodbye

This is my favorite post

stretching my back and other joints medievaltorturestyle

My account is a safe space for malevolent villains, hired goons and various nefarious ne'er-do-wells

keep liking my posts and we’re gonna end up as longtime mutuals who never talk to each other