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vamptits

they want you to make fried rice

memser

who is "they"

vamptits

the wok left

solongandthanksforallthefish42

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

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leggywormy

It's end of May, yall know what that means

jamesroach

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

jamesroach

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

professionalchaoticdumbass

traffic again?

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I'm now watching other teams povs from the dragon tournament from yesterday and it's so funny how other teams during PVE waves keep screaming "I'M FROZEN" "KILL THE ICE MAGE" "STAY AWAY FROM SCOTT" "If you see Scott go the opposite direction!"

Meanwhile Vulpes(i have no idea how to spell that) are just "Freeze them Scott!" "This is the best combo!" etc

Like the ice hurting everyone apart from Scott but his team still staying near him asking for MORE ice lmao

bo0zey

i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

bo0zey

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

bo0zey

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

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thespiritofeon

yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

Jet: He’s a firebender!

The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.

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captainlordauditor

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

brain-deadx0

He didn’t even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him

vareidow

margflower

priorwalterxxxii

dietspam16

i’d never seen the follow up this is 1000x funnier

jake-clark

meiiiwaku

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

hellsite-hall-of-fame

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

laughconfetti

creepymutelilbugger

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

roses-blog-of-things-deactivate

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

thenumberonevelvetcake

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

kuma-kami

Visit Original Link

snowdaysforever

DELETE THIS POST

theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

froborr

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

chongoblog

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

froginakettle

I gift this to you, my followers

pretendusername-deactivated2021

Happy plagueiversary

quantumshade

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shrewreadings

like to charge, reblog to cast.

kalgalen

it's funny because my job involves a lot of using a box cutter, so you'd think that's the thing I'd accidentally hurt myself with the most

but nooo no no no. the box cutter is my colleague, my ally, my friend. you know what is truly bloodthirsty in a print & signage shop? literally Anything Else that's able to cut but not supposed to. cardboard, sheets of plastic, the humble paper of course, corrugated polypropylene, aluminum composite sheets - i nicked myself on a sheet of magnetic material today?? it bled. kinda profusely.

basically:

box cutter: a trusty companion, might hurt you if you handle it wrong, but that's understandable

stuff you use the box cutter on: they know you as their enemy. they know the rules of this life: kill, or be killed. they know what they have to do.

kalgalen

thank you. the people need to know about the real menace

gaylor-moon

grippy3000

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

grippy3000

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

pettyartist

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

nentuaby

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

vexwerewolf

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

tredlocity

rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that

tredlocity

DRAWING

tredlocity

I MEANT DRAWING PEOPLE ON COUCHES

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re-posting bc reblogs got turned off etc

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