why do so many gays work at mcdonalds

dick

girl dick

autisms great. ill be walking down the street and think “am i doing this right”

boba T

if this doesnt give you balls i dont know what will

@dandelion-ambrosius

vampires are allowed to be evil and fucked up but they're not allowed to be annoying or boring

so has anybody’s dad ever actually apologized to them, or is that just an urban legend

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

[ID: a cow stands ankle deep in an ocean, staring at the waves. Image text says, “I am bad at video games... But I am free.”]

me in 70 years

how many elmos must die

101 elmos

cruelmo deville

You’re all laughing and you don’t realize that elmo pushed her mother off a bridge!

theres no wrong way to mix chemicals

theres no chemicals you shouldnt mix together

all gas smells good and you should inhale as much as possible so no one else can have it

PLEAse do not. As far as ideas go that is Not Good. Do Not Unlock The Secret Chemicals. Please.

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

ID: a tag that reads “this is the only christian vision i actually think was sent by god.” end ID

in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience