A Deep Sympathy Modified by Revulsion

she's hades she's god she's jesus christ she's mary magdalene she's the grim reaper she's the virgin mother she's judas she's eve she's pontius pilate she's all four horsemen of the apocalypse she's the earth herself. her name is eva stratt and she listens to harry styles and she got taken to court for pirating minesweeper.

I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[Image ID: a tweet by @/mertonesque , which reads: "protestants think that pleasure is bad while catholics think that suffering is good. subtle distinction". /.End ID]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

The disposable aluminum bodies they put on monsters trucks are kind of like lingerie if you think about it... Thin, decorative more than functional, meant to come off... We all know wrestling is theatre, but Monster Jam is burlesque.

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself