But what's one more nightmare, right?

One of the more interesting things about the Mississippi River to me is you would think with all that water coming down and all that sediment being deposited, that by the time it hits New Orleans, it would be pretty shallow. No, it's not. I stood right at the Mississippi River, right across from the rail line and Cafe du Monde, looking over it, and then got on a riverboat and went up it, and we were 200 feet above the bottom of the river. 200 feet! I don't know if they dredged it to that or if it was just naturally that deep, but my God, that was insane to be in 200 feet of water.

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.

my dead wife. the ad free internet

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

1 bass girl is worth 100,000 guitar men. always remember this

tumblr needs a "don't show me this user unless they're getting owned on a post" kind of block function

Your capacity for evil is showing

does it make me look cute

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

then just don't??

you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy

i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout

can youguys do me a favor and send a lot of hate mail to this user

Writing prompt? No. Writing much delayed.