TheJeksburyGuy

the fear of sharing your work not because you're worried people will hate it or mock it or think it's terrible...but instead that it will elicit nothing from them. that it will be unremarkable. that it won't matter to anyone but you

#What three hours of sun does to a nation

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

schrodinger's chekhov's gun. a detail in a story that looks like it should have some big payoff but it's too early to tell if that's relevant or if the author just has a passion for lovingly describing guns.

schrodinger's chekov's occam's razor: you find an inconsistent or inaccurate detail in a work that would be brilliant if it was foreshadowing a plot twist later on, but it's too early to tell whether the author expects you to be smart, and the simplest explanation is that they fucked up

@arythusa since during the QnA you said the TGS cast didn't have cannon bdays, I propose today, Sept. 2nd, is now Lanyon's birthday.

Lanyon: Hyde annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow. Rachel: There is nothing special about tomorrow. Lanyon: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

hades and persephone except [tells it worse than ever before/the same as every other modern adaptation]

#haded and persephone except its demeter selling persephone to one direction @nil-number​ How does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker alive

This is what scientists call the "stupid bullshit zone that sucks and is bad"

The angry fibers