Triceratops from the AMNH
PS: I'm going on my usual field dig and am reducing my queue to once per day until I return. Sorry!
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Triceratops from the AMNH
PS: I'm going on my usual field dig and am reducing my queue to once per day until I return. Sorry!

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Ugh it was like 107 today
July is the evil month
Valid but consider
August is the evil month
There can be two
Some day I want to see a show that does the āno filler episodesā thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the showās been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.
Incredible one-liners as always
"the most unrealistic thing about project hail mary is that a woman is in charge" WRONG look up the glass cliff. women are much more likely to be promoted to positions of power when things are going poorly and people need a woman to blame. she refers to herself as the "world's whipping boy." the person put in the position to have to commit ecological and humanitarian crimes of that scale in order to save the earth would only ever be a woman.
THE WEAK
Thjazi abused Bolaire and that excuses everything Bolaire has ever done ever. He's Just A Little Guy who only torture-murdered people because he didn't know any better. Uwu.
THE BLEAK (wtf is wrong with you)
Bolaire is lying about Thjazi abusing him because Thjazi is just such a good guy - he would never do that. Freedom fighters never mistreat the people close to them. It isn't narratively satisfying to depict the hero who the DM has explicitly depicted as a Complex Man who, and I quote, 'robbed, killed, and abused people', as actually Complex. Anyway Bolaire is a nasty person so he deserved everything bad that ever happened to him :) In fact, it was WRONG and MEAN of him to kill the soldiers who enslaved him. No wonder Thjazi hated him so much!
THE PEAK
Bolaire and Thjazi are each other's mirrors. Two sides of the same messy, hypocritical coin. And they would be so, so mad at anyone who points this out.

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It's a third, worse thing
are non brits aware of count binface.
to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.
sorry. correction. laurence fox is also there
āwidow is dressed sexy to distract and seduce her enemiesā
sheās a sniper
*notices a blue dot on the horizon* ah!!!! me pengy *a bullet passes right through my skull*
if a counter-sniper catches even a WHIFF of her baja blast tittums then all of the blood in their body IMMEDIATELY rushes to their Penas & balls and it stays there. they will drop dead in seconds
I couldnāt get @barbaricjesterās post out of my head (see below) and I HAD to draw it lol (I got a little bit carried away)
They are SO STINKIN CUTE AHHHH! THE bffs ever!
I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

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Beef will get up in the middle of the night to follow robert or Zahir to the bathroom. For Robert he is just a sleepy potato like robert is a sleepy string bean.
.... For Zahir however... Flambae swears up and down Beef is glaring at him like: "how dare his bladder have the audacity to exist and make him get up to pee at 2:30am!! How dare Zahir leave Beef's hooman all alone in bed and cold and sad--!!"
"Zaza I doubt Beef boy is glaring at you--"
"But he does!! I'll get a picture next time, Alice I swear!!"
Beef will get up in the middle of the night to follow robert or Zahir to the bathroom. For Robert he is just a sleepy potato like robert is a sleepy string bean.
.... For Zahir however... Flambae swears up and down Beef is glaring at him like: "how dare his bladder have the audacity to exist and make him get up to pee at 2:30am!! How dare Zahir leave Beef's hooman all alone in bed and cold and sad--!!"
"Zaza I doubt Beef boy is glaring at you--"
"But he does!! I'll get a picture next time, Alice I swear!!"
Flambae: *glaring daggers at Robert*
Robert: *minding his business eating lunch and playing with Beef again*
Flambae: *making bitey motions and scartching the table*
Prism: man, you're dating now you aint gotta be so--
Flambae: *has a sudden realization and he starts cackling* oh my god YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT!!! *starts running at Robert full speed* CMERE, BOB BOB!!! LET ME LOVE YOU WITH MY TEETH YOU FUCK!!!
Robert: *snatches Beef and runs, mouth full and confused as shit*
Flambae doesn't have to hide his cute aggression anymore when he and Robert start dating.
6 months. 6 whole months of of Flambae bringing in pastries and coffee, B lining straight to Robert to hand pick the best one and drop off a tall coffee, kiss the man's head, then hands the bag off to one of the ZTeam to pass around each other.
Even on his days when he doesnt even have to come in, Flambae is there, small bag in hand, dressed like some male model Adonis, and bolts for Robert. Only then he steals a full heated kiss on the lips. Robert scowls and attempts scolding the man.
"I'm at work, I told you not to do--" and gets silenced by another smooch and Chad grins like the shit he is. Happily watching Robert flounder and blush like a dork.
"You could just say thank you instead of trying to be all serious. You're working. I'm not." Chad points out, Robert huffs but thanks him, pops a kiss of his own to the other's cheek and scurries away to get back to his desk.
Courtney has watched this go on for months. Her own feelings bubbling and turning in her belly. But she walks up, a teasing grin to mask her raging jealousy. "You don't need to buy him those everyday, ya know." Chad turns to stare at her, brow raised. "He's a big boy, he can get his own breakfast... I don't see him do that for you" she mentions, juuuust to maybe get under Flambae's skin. Chad grins again but it's.... almost cruel.
He bends down, getting just to her eye level, his voice is low, gravely. "He doesn't have to. He keeps me, along with the rest of us alive in the field when a serious situation pops up. Robert keeps my house full and clean when I've been out on a long day. He puts aside clean clothes and towel for me after I've been to a long work out early in the morning when he's more than welcome to stay asleep because he had to spend the night before filling out fucking paperwork for a fuck up SOME team memebers here cause because they can't fucking listen." Chad is slowly walking Courtney into a corner. Her back hits a wall and she feels far too much like a mouse whose been cornered by a large starving tiger.
"But really .... I just can't see myself fumbling a gorgeous piece of ass like that. I could never. So I do the silly little coffee runs he doesnt ask for. I make him breakfast every day and hand delivery it for thr reward of kiss because he would the same in return if I let him beat me to it.... don't be a sore loser"
Chad straightens up, and starts for the door to get ready to make dinner for Robert later and leaves Invisigal to remember her own shirt comings and KNOW ... she really has lost.
I want ... Flambae to be the show off kinda boyfriend whose got money coming outta his ears and Robert very much does not know how to take that. Like... Flambae has to fight him to take his big expensive gifts and Robert is entirely to awkward to say yes, but Flambae will shove it into Robert's hands and take off so Robert cannot physically give it back to him.
It takes a VERY LONG time before Robert will allow Flambae to take his card out first for things, instead of doing the song and dance of ' ... I don't have enough money .... can you pay this time' and Flambae already had his card in the reader and the receipt in hand before Robert finished.
And Robert does the awkward broke boyfriend hug from behind as a thank you at first, then that sloooolwy morphs to him just leaning into Flambae's side and hugging his arm. Which then slowly turned into Robert very shyly mentioning something he needs. And he says he's only gonna do it for stuff he really needs!! That's it!! And he is gonna pay it back!! (Flambae has his cash app or money share number blocked for this reason, because "Bob bob if I wanted repayment, I'd be fucking you into the mattress or you'd be blowing me behind the building.")
And then, Robert made the mistake of showing Flambae things he's wanted. Just to show not to buy for him.... mistake number one. It arrived within two to three business days if flambae couldn't have it overnighted.
Robert tries to argue, "Send it back!!" "Why? You said you wanted it!" "That didn't mean for you to go and buy it!!" "Well that's your mistake Bob Bob!!! Why show me, if you didn't want me to buy it!?!?"
Robert still fights him on it .... Flambae is still gonna buy any little thing his little Bobert's heart desires.

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I like to think as they grew closer to one another, Robert personally sees to Z Team's injuries between their missions and tries to pep talk them back up when a mission goes horribly wrong. (Cuz you get those Lil action things in your side menu like healing a downed hero or taking them out of a break) But Flambae .... is especially greedy for the attention. Like he won't try and steal Robert away from the others but he .... may or may not (he will never admit to purposely blowing a mission, what are you talking about?!) get some extra bruises and cuts.
Because he wants those hands on him, he wants to hold Beef a little longer. He wants to bicker longer with Bob bob amd make fun of his shitty bed side manner. Flambae just wants to feel Robert close and putting those gentle eyes on him and hear that voice that's normally so fully of jokes and sarcasm asking so soft and layered with familiar with concern ask him: "you ok? Where does it hurt most? Why did you rush in and be so reckless, that's not very smart, Chad!" (They havent started dating yet so Flambae hasn't told Robert his real name yet, yes I keep Chad but don't believe that's his name used with his family, I'm sorry)
And Flambae LIVES for the attention, the scolding, the gentle touches and concern in those big brown eyes. Flambae melts for those eyes and fuuuuuck if Bob bob asked him anything, a meal, a house, the fucking moon, Flambae is ready to figure out how to give to Robert because fuuuuuckimg shit he just wants those eyes to sparkle with pride and amazement for him.
So yea.... Flambae let's himself get banged up a little more than normal now and again for extra tender love and care from Robert.
I feel like sometimes people forget Flambae is a loser pretending to be cool(admittedly also guilty calling myself out) Canon Flambae tries to be suave and do the arm on the wall next to Roberts head move, accidentally elbows the wall, reel back ends up tripping and falling down 30 flights of stairs and then gets up like "Meant to do thatšāØļøš„"