Half blind, all nerd

"I don't think you understand, Mr. Wizard. I'm not stuck in a timeloop with you. You're stuck in a timeloop with me."

*at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes i just find it difficult to hocus-focus

have you tried abracadadderall?

it’s a material component for spells requiring Concentration

Some people will tell you "hobgoblins are a completely different species from goblins" or they will say that they are different subspecies with significant physical differences, like a labrador retriever and a wolf, but that's because they're afraid of the truth: goblins just get tall sometimes

Aren't hobgoblins also red

Goblins can be red too

[ID: A white sheep and a brown goat laying down and leaning into each other. Their eyes and closed and they look very content. /End ID]

maybe this silly little coffee drink will equip me to face the unrelenting and unendurable horror of existence

i think at least half of All That wouldn't have happened in hamlet if they had access to fancy beverages back then

if hamlet could have just gone and bought himself a little caffeinated drink he would have either calmed down or killed his uncle faster and either way it would have solved a lot of unnecessary drama

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

it’s incredible to me that you can see how much they are definitely going to bark in a still image