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Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

Post like Pokemon were real.

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

I accept the yellow paint in God of War (2018) because Faye canonically put that yellow paint there.

Every time Kratos told her a story of getting horribly maimed or concussed or struck by lightning by the Greek Pantheon, she'd say, "Thank you for telling me, Grumbles, I'll be right back." And she'd grab her paint bucket and walk through the mystic gateway to get to work because God or not there's no way in hell she's trusting a dude with that much blunt force trauma to know where the hell to go when the Aesir finally got her.

Hotel Transylvania

I'm sobbing oh my god

Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?

if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law. 

This is like an archeological dig site but the philosophers are still alive and talking

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen