I'm good, I'm great, I work, get paaaaid

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

@miss-healing

I understand that the intended interpretation is 'I would show affection through a difficult and tedious chore to gift you with sweetness' but the way I know to peel a pomegranate involves ripping it in half and then beating the shit out of it with a spoon until all the seeds come out, so this is reading more along the lines of ' you want a snack and I want violence and I will indulge us both"

@mccutcheon121

so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things

@saltmyne

@8bitjoy