I'm down to fight. Fucking try me bitch.

*gathers all of the people in the world who write the number 7 with a little dash in the center of it so I can study them like little critters and find out what makes them do that*

There’s actually a lot of history regarding the development writing systems and why there are different visual representations of numerals, but the short answer is: it’s regional, and you probably picked up how to make your numbers look based on your parents or your primary school teachers

I do it out of spite because in grade school a kids detective story identified the culprit by saying NO American wrote their sevens with a line and I thought that was super flimsy evidence and it made me so mad I started putting a line through my sevens so the fictional detective would be wrong and then kept doing it for several decades since.

I do feel one can’t underestimate the “elementary school child taught themselves how to do this Out Of Spite” crowd

i like those ‘uncensored supernatural’ gifsets where they replace the soft-swears on the show with hard ones and while i DO believe that the winchesters would be cursing up a storm, i also think the use of the words ‘freakin’ and ‘friggin’ are an essential component of dean’s personality and he would continue to use them even if he was allowed to swear. i won’t elaborate

if dean and cas were together by scoobynatural, dean would totally pull cas aside “for some of that sweet, sweet, 2d cartoon sex” and then he’d have a conniption when he realizes they’re both ken dolls down there

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

This is such a "common sense" way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.

Never thought I'd have the opportunity to say this again: Reducing women and girls to their vaginas and then forcing them to show those vaginas to strangers is not a feminist ideal.

op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet

As long as they stay small enough to yeet back to sea, it’s fine.

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"

i confess i don't really understand what people mean when they say they cannot find good books to read anymore. like. go to the shop or library and choose a book??

the problem generally seems to be something along the lines of 'everyone on tiktok is telling me to read books i think sounds bad' and its like ok i do not think those people have your best interests at heart

^^ yeah i know its not a great option for everyone but there's something about being able to physically browse books. online shopping is great for finding specific stuff but u cannot beat being able to pick up and handle books if you don't know what you're looking for

Nobody who has seen this has ever forgotten about it.

Fae experience

Mr. Six introduced many of us to the Venga Bus.

my mom hated this commercial because my sisters and I would dance to it anytime it came up. Muting the TV did not help her.

tumblr should have a gunshot sound push notification when a mutual deactivates

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease