I'm down to fight. Fucking try me bitch.

Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary

It got funnier

This is how cats domesticated themselves

I see so many posts like “imagine being adrian and” and i haven’t seen ONE PERSON SAY imagine you’re adrian and your husband goes on a mission to save the world and comes back 50ish earth years later with an alien and they saved the world. Your husband tells you all about this planet they went to that had the microorganisms needed to save the world. And your husband named it after you. Oh my god that’s- oh. Oh you named it after what the alien called me? Ok. I guess. Still sweet, i wasn’t involved and you weren’t sure you were ever gonna see me again so i guess- the fuck do you mean THE ALIEN NAMED IT AFTER ME. IT WASN’T EVEN YOUR IDEA? YOU WANTED TO GO WITH MEDIUM ROUGH TEXTURE CIRCLE PLANET??? THE ALIEN WAS THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF NAMING IT AFTER ME?????

Alternatively, perhaps it's not normal to name things after people on Erid and Adrian is like, "Why in the world would you do that??? It's so weird. I don't want people associating me with a planet!" And Rocky is all, "The alien thought it was romantic. It's cultural on Earth. I got caught up in the moment. We can totally go back to Medium Rough Texture Circle planet."

i LOVE when evangelical christians do not know that they are the borg because it always results in the most absolutely fucking terrifying existential horror intended as propaganda and I just KNOW they're sitting there thinking "yeah, this will really shake the nonbelievers to their core" meanwhile whenever I see these types of christian advertising/evangelism I'm immediately like ommmmghgg that's just what the borg would say!!!! hahaha!!! LIKE THEY'RE SO OPENLY SINISTER and they clearly think it is a successful way to convert people it is SO FUNNY

I don't think most of them are earnestly trying to convert anyone. They're doing the posting equivalent of going door-to-door to deliberately get doors slammed in their face, so they can say "well, I tried, but these heathens wouldn't listen"

You may be intrigued to know that many evangelicals genuinely believe that everyone in the entire world already agrees christianity is the correct religion, but the rest of us are just pretending not to because we've been led astray by demons. The way they see it, they're not really trying to convince anyone to BECOME christian, only to drop the act and fall back in line. And so they threaten people with hell and the like because they think we already agree that it's real.

EXACTLY EXACTLY IT'S SO FUNNY. like well that does not scare me because I think you made that up. it does cause me a nonzero amount of concern about the psychological well-being of your children however

energy of an 85 year old who got freaky friday’d tbh

*gathers all of the people in the world who write the number 7 with a little dash in the center of it so I can study them like little critters and find out what makes them do that*

There’s actually a lot of history regarding the development writing systems and why there are different visual representations of numerals, but the short answer is: it’s regional, and you probably picked up how to make your numbers look based on your parents or your primary school teachers

I do it out of spite because in grade school a kids detective story identified the culprit by saying NO American wrote their sevens with a line and I thought that was super flimsy evidence and it made me so mad I started putting a line through my sevens so the fictional detective would be wrong and then kept doing it for several decades since.

I do feel one can’t underestimate the “elementary school child taught themselves how to do this Out Of Spite” crowd

i like those ‘uncensored supernatural’ gifsets where they replace the soft-swears on the show with hard ones and while i DO believe that the winchesters would be cursing up a storm, i also think the use of the words ‘freakin’ and ‘friggin’ are an essential component of dean’s personality and he would continue to use them even if he was allowed to swear. i won’t elaborate

if dean and cas were together by scoobynatural, dean would totally pull cas aside “for some of that sweet, sweet, 2d cartoon sex” and then he’d have a conniption when he realizes they’re both ken dolls down there

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

This is such a "common sense" way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.

Never thought I'd have the opportunity to say this again: Reducing women and girls to their vaginas and then forcing them to show those vaginas to strangers is not a feminist ideal.

op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet

As long as they stay small enough to yeet back to sea, it’s fine.