Batman? IDK, that's a lot of damage for a "hero"

if you can’t handle richard siken at his “i also want to get bruce wayne pregnant” you don’t deserve him at his “everyone longs for a father figure. even those with fathers. even fathers. that’s why we invented god.”

excuse me op but when did he say that first thing

“people in gotham would know batman is real” “he can’t be an urban legend cause he’d be caught on camera” “people could just ask someone in gotham if they’ve seen him” have u considered that gothamites enjoy lying.

@holyfuckitsgoontime draw your attacker

@justagothamfrog Go! Bite them or smth idk

someone who just moved to Gotham picking out their furnishing and they say to their friend, "Should I get a white carpet?" and at least seven people on different aisles, plus Red Hood, who had apparently dropped in to people-watch, yell "NO!!!"

Listen. Listen. I do not want to update my device software. I don't trust it. You say it's bug improvements but I'm pretty sure it's just going to be Spiders. And not the fun kind.

I see a lot of empty but definitely human blogs follow me and I know it's scary but guys (gn) please reblog stuff. The Tumblr ecosystem needs people to reblog things. You don't have to be afraid, believe me, on this site it's more normal to spam reblog 100 posts if you feel like it than to not reblog anything. Really, reblogging stuff is half of the fun on here!

Next time a superhero tries to interrogate me I’m telling them you sell bombs

But you have hair and an apartment right? That’s all I need ❤️

I only have one of them actually, have fun figuring out which