and ever sir lancelot wept

The thing about character design theory is I really think we shouldn’t just keep reinforcing our “this is what a sneaky and untrustworthy character looks like, this is what a threatening and intimidating character looks like, this is what an innocent character worth protecting looks like, this is what a smart and competent character looks like, this is what a man looks like vs what a woman looks like” conventions like they’re innate human wiring that we tap into scientifically and not like, heavily societal

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

angua von uberwald having facial hair and carrot being attracted to it because he was raised by dwarfs. hear me out

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

But this performative sympathy is just a front so that TERFs can enjoy being cruel without appearing as the aggressor. This allows the audience to still enjoy the pleasure of engaging in cruelty while dressing it up as pity.

Vulgate Cycle Lancelot broke out of prison, won a war by being beautiful, lost his virginity to a giant, married rich and went on his first date with the queen in like a 72 hour period.

I think it's one of those normal non-corrupted amulets and I'm glowing green for unrelated reasons

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

Definitely a worthy purchase! I'm about 3/4 through and really pleased with the book. I really like Mahtab as a character.

That’s so kind, thank you!

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand