further up and further in

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

On the small soggy wet archipelago that makes up the modern day united kingdom, sunny days are a rare phenomenon. As such, the peoples of england cherish each and every one, even going so far as to write songs about them in their local music. With sunlight in such high demand, to block it deliberately is nigh unthinkable, hence their cultural confusion at the invention of the parasol.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

whether you meet friend or foe, special technique "Biting" is sure to do the trick.

I know next to nothing about botany but the phrase “feral sunflower” is hilarious to me

hey so i can feel the soil falling over my head

You watch old cartoons for your entire life and you think vegetables getting pulled underground in front of some farmer is just some exaggerated thing they made up...