Something Wicked This Way Comes

Reblogge if thou hast a melancholic temperament and an excess of black bile

hey it’s mercutibrox69 welcome to my 50k follower livestream, today we’re gonna go bug tybalt & see what happens lmao leave pun suggestions in the comments to be entered to win a free tshirt with my face on it!!!!! lol

hey this is uhh,,, an Update™ i’m unfortunately gonna have to end the stream early y'all, because, uh, it looks like i have in fact been stabbed (NOT CLICKBAIT!!) so,,, i told them to fetch a surgeon,, i’ll keep u guys updated via twitter i guess kinda honestly pretty mad about this,,,, a plague,, and all that,, kk, bye you guys dont forget to like comment & subscribe for more content!!!!!

some of you have never gotten stabbed and made a pun about it and it shows

here’s my fiddle-sdick

apt to make you dance ;)))

people who talk down shakespeare’s comedies can literally fight me anywhere any time i will defend the comedies until my last breath they are the fucking best

everyone always asks “how now, ophelia?” no one ever asks “how art thou, ophelia?”

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

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