by Bob Zesty artist
occasionally subtle
Cosmic Funnies

JBB: An Artblog!
d e v o n
cherry valley forever
trying on a metaphor
$LAYYYTER

if i look back, i am lost

titsay
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Kiana Khansmith

Not today Justin
NASA

izzy's playlists!
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

blake kathryn
Sweet Seals For You, Always
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Morocco

seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from TĂźrkiye

seen from France
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from TĂźrkiye

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from Poland
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia
@scoremorelikesnore
by Bob Zesty artist

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
is it just me or did they yassify the quaker oats guy
what the fuck
In honor of my dog who passed away. we experienced a lot of the same things together, so I wrote this to be read in either her, or my perspective.
Iâm actually crying really really hard
The world stands with Ukraine
Tbilisi, Georgia
St. Petersburg, Russia
London, England
Paris, France
Thessaloniki, Greece
Rome, Italy
Berlin, Germany
Tokyo, Japan
Montenegro
Mumbai, India
Warsaw, Poland
Lebanon
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Istanbul, Turkey
New York City, United States
Toronto, Canada
Vienna, Austria
Binnish, Syria
Dublin, Ireland
Barcelona, Spain
Melbourne, Australia
Riga, Latvia
Tel Aviv, Israel
Copenhagen, Denmark
Bern, Switzerland
Sarajevo, Bosnia
Ljubljana, Slovenia
Tallinn, Estonia
Stockholm, Sweden
Helsinki, Finland
ReykjavĂk, Iceland
Wellington, New Zealand
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Lisbon, Portugal
Vilnius, Lithuania

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
if you say pop music is trash then im so sorry for you because singing out loud and dancing to an overplayed pop song with a bunch of your friends is such a fun thing to do and youâll never do it to stay tru to ur punk attitude
The majority of angsty punk kids donât like pop music because they value lyrical music with a variety of tempos/instrumentals instead of just generic and repetitive beats/lyrics. You canât have a conversation with friends about alternate dimensions with âAnacondaâ in the background.
âlisten friend i am unable to have this conversation right now because anaconda is playing in the backgroundâ
I was asking myself just now why they have â16 and pregnantâ but not â16 and impregnated a girlâ but I realized it would be pretty boring to watch a 16 year old boy play video games and go to school and live life as normal
Whoop there it is
this is nuts
Hereâs the actual image! Itâs so much more impressive when you can see the individual emojis đ
I was like âno way in hellâ until I zoomed in like an inch and let out an audible âaah-!â in distress. This is really cool but also Nope.
i understand from an artistic perspective why the four nations are color coded but imagine if that was just like...a thing in real life. like if you went to canada and everyone was wearing purple and you just had to live with that.
it was a thing in real life too!! cultures that were very isolated would only have access to dyestuffs native to their area
my favorite example is the aran islands in ireland. they were self sufficient at the start of the 20th century and everyone pretty much wore the same things in the same colorsâwomen wore madder red wool petticoats and jackets, blue stockings, and tartan shawls. men wore several layers of undyed or blue flannel waistcoats and pants. so yeah, some cultures actually do the color-coding!
and also! the colors in atla make sense! most vibrant red dyes are native to tropical regions, and the fire nation is shown to be very hot and humid
woad (blue) is particularly cold hardy so itâs perfect for the polar water tribes
the best greens are usually made of a combination of a blue and a yellow dye so it works for earth kingdom aka the largest nation. more land=more native plant species!
and as for air nomads, since they arenât agricultural and are all about balance, they would either trade with earth kingdom for their yellows, or use turmeric which doubles as a spice. theyre also vegetarian so they could use their leftover scraps like carrots and onion skins for orange tones
so yeah i know the point of the post was to say this would be really weird irl but itâs totally realistic and i think thatâs neat!
#im sorry i just really love clothing trivia
#also certain mollusks can make blues too but i just love woad
#this also explains why the swamp benders in the earth kingdom wear green

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
I didnât know double texting was such a big deal?? I have a lot to say
a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore
by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymoreÂ
never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes âi wanna dieâ as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.
find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.
talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore
picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else
if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.
⌠8|
Thatâs some pretty good advice. I donât know whatâs left of my humor after âguess Iâll just dieâ jokes but itâs worth a shot.
Personally i went from âguess Iâll dieâ jokes to âIF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.â and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining
This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.
Hereâs a tip I picked up from a friend thatâs helped me a lot â replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes
Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying âlâm just a disaster humanâ I say âIâm the epitome of grace and beautyâ
Or like, when I draw a picture Iâm not 100% happy with, instead of saying âmy art is trashâ I say something like âyou know I think itâs time we replaced the Mona Lisaâ
When you do that you get to make a joke, but youâre ALSO getting practice building yourself up, yâknow?
And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you ARENâT joking
This is so important
That self-aggrandizing technique is no joke.
I replaced âIâm stupidâ with âIâm a God damn genius.â âMove over newtonâ âanother masterpieceâ
I replaced âgross/ disgustingâ with âsexy/attractiveâ âthe hight of eleganceâ
I replaced âI suck/ that sucked/ this is badâ with âfantasticâ, âa lovely timeâ, â swell/jolly goodâ
Replace every negative with a positive. Say it so sarcastically. Make it complicated make it entertaining have fun with it.
It will stop your self deprecating and build confidence. And people are more easygoing around you.
having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer
to love and be loved is to rest
whatâs the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
you can tuna piano, but you canât piano a tuna
What does glue have to do with this
i knew youâd get stuck there
this was for an aquarium

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
STANLEY TUCCI: SEARCHING FOR ITALY (2021)
Seems reasonable
This is what I do when customers piss me off
Stupid is timeless.
Iâm that lady whoâs just FEELING it
tbh cables were like that and safety precautions werenât hard set in yet
Oh wow this is horrifying
Holy shit
first I was gonna reblog for the electroskelachnid and then I was going to reblog for the lady whoâs just like âmm yeah electrocute me in ur web mommyâ and now Iâm reblogging for the beautiful nightmare that used to be power lines