The Stovetop

the fetishization of the glorification of romanticism of generalized of sexualization of the normalised of the glamorization of the idealized of the

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

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does ringo starr still have the elf stones or did he return them to the silverwood? i know there was a pressure campaign a few years back

obligatory I'm Not An Elf but the pressure campaign always struck me as well-intentioned but misguided - like at a certain point it veered somewhat into an overzealous application of cultural appropriation without recognizing the context in which he came into possession of the elf stones. *generally* if I come across a human with an elven artifact then I'm side-eyeing that shit hard, but Ringo was very deliberately gifted the elf stones in a gesture of goodwill and cultural exchange (plus gratitude for everything he did!!!). I know 2016 was a different time altogether but idk I think about that a lot.

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

recently saw the username "orthodox ronin 1389" and have been having fun imagining what this character would get up to

Defeating cave demons so the anchorites have a place to stay

it's important to note that 1389 is the date of the battle of kosovo so i imagine he also has a mishima-esque relationship to serbian nationalism. joins the student protests to kill himself.

This could be big

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.