Sassafrass, Arsenic, and Everything Old Fashioned.

Saw my first cyber truck irl and pointed and laughed when I passed and she was FURIOUS frowning with her entire face shaking her head holy shit I feel like I just did a line

Idk i understand why people are bullies now it felt so good

i was/am at mardi gras and a cybertruck rolled past during one of the parades and i booed it really loud before i could catch myself and i got a fist bump out of it and others started booing , and honestly if it was possible to put that feeling in a capsule id put it in my butt

please tell me this isnt real are you okay oh my god

no way dude hes gonna suck my dang blood out

Sis, I'll pay for your travel, just scare that fucker hard enough that he croaks 💅

you have to outlive donald trump

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

i love when tragedies are like “the love was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the love was there”