おやすみ。

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

reblog if you've destroyed your root chakra and aren't going to make it

last week I was deep in the trenches ploughing through work and mid-afternoon realised I'd neglected to open the blinds and the room was a little dim, so I got up to do that and discovered that a car had flipped onto its roof directly outside my flat and the entire street was closed and flooded with emergency service while they dragged someone out of the vehicle and packed them into an ambulance. so now every time I open the blinds I'm a little like the dog with the ham sandwich bush. what the fuck could it be today.

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

Several times on here I've seen the take "I know local theater is bad and cringey, but you have to support it anyway!" And while I understand what they're getting at, I'm always like, why do you assume it's going to be "bad" just because the artists are members of your own community? I just saw a local production of The Importance of Being Earnest and it was HILARIOUS. Everyone was DELIGHTFULLY funny and we thoroughly enjoyed it! There have been so many times I've been greatly moved by "amateur" or student art, and if you can't allow yourself to appreciate anything but "the Best" (and who decides what "the Best" is anyway? This production of "Earnest" was way funnier than the version that Judy Dench and Rupert Everett were in, as deservedly "famous" as they might be) then you are just being a joyless snob. There's beauty and talent all around you. And if that makes me "easy to please," then well... That means I'm pleased more often! And why should I want to apologize for that?

#see‚ it's not about eating your vegetables or pityfucking the local art scene #it's about making the grave mistake of believing yourself to be past surprise. #in my old age i have seen too many outstanding (or outstandingly ambitious) works by unknown artists #to presume which venue i will be seated at the next time i see a lifechangingly good performance #if you wanna be a prick and commodify it yeah sure i guess it IS gambling money and time you'd otherwise use on DoorDash and Phone in Bed #but i don't think that's any way to live life. incuriosity is weak as hell. neither you nor your art will survive the winter (tags via @deadpanwalking)

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

Finding out details about David Brouillette, the ICE agent who murdered Joan Sebastian Guerrero in Maine, has convinced me that ICE is purposely hiring extremely violent and mentally unstable people who should not have access to guns so that when they inevitably kill someone in cold blood with no provocation, they can blame the individual officer and not the agency. They’ve designed the system to inflict maximum trauma and harm with minimal accountability.

Call it conspiratorial thinking or just laziness on the part of whoever hired him but I cannot help but think this shit is intentional. This is not a man anyone would give a gun and power without intending it to be used for maximum harm.

Really don't need to drag mentally unstable people through the mud even more by comparing them to ice tools.

They always start with that ‘But that’s ableist!’ bullshit whenever I mention that people with with a history of violence, paranoia and erratic behavior due to mental illness probably should not have access to firearms and not be in a position of power where they are likely to express that power through acts of violence. I don’t think David Brouillette’s bipolar disorder was what made him him dangerous but I think that a man with a history of violence and a disorder that can greatly impair decision making capability should not be armed. I have major depressive disorder and I do not trust myself around firearms because I know I could become a danger to myself. This is a man who choked out his own daughter and abused multiple partners, a man who was known to be a danger to others and known to have extreme manic episodes and they gave him a gun and authority.

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions