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Honestly, as a German I can not quite understand the obsession of the English speaking world with the question whether a word exists or not. If you have to express something for which there is no word, you have to make a new one, preferably by combining well-known words, and in the very same moment it starts to exist. Agree?
Deutsche Freunde, could you please create for me a word for the extreme depression I feel when I bend down to pick up a piece of litter and discover two more pieces of litter?
um = around
die Welt = world
die Umwelt = environment
ver = prefix to indicate something difficult or negative, a change that leads to deterioration or even destruction that is difficult to reverse or to undo, or a strong negative change of the mental state of a person
der MĂźll = garbage, trash, rubbish, litter
-ung = -ing
die VermĂźllung = littering
ver- = see before
zweifeln = to doubt
-ung = see before
die Verzweiflung = despair, exasperation, desperation
die UmweltvermĂźllungsverzweiflung = âŚ
This is a german compound on the spot master class and I am LIVING
#my german is still too basic for this but I desperately want a compound word for how much these compound words piss me off
das Monster = monster
das Wort = word
der Groll = grudge, anger, malice, rancor
der Monsterwortgroll = âŚ
Monsterwortbildungsimitationsunfähigkeitsverzweiflungsgroll
die Bildung = formation
die Imitation = imitation
un- = un-, in-
fähig = able
-keit = -ility
die Unfähigkeit = inability
der Monsterwortbildungsimitationsunfähigkeitsverzweiflungsgroll = anger about the inability to imitate the formation of monster words
Linguistikfehdenhandschuhwurf
die Linguistik = linguistics
die Fehde = feud
der Handschuh = glove
der Fehdehandschuh = gauntlet
der Wurf = throw
der Linguistikfehdenhandschuhwurf = throwing down the linguistic gauntlet
*slowly backs in fear*
@shiplocks-of-love, @thatswhywelovegermany
Monsterwortbildungsunfähigkeitsangstverzweiflungsrßckzugsecke
Monster=monster // wort=word // bildung(s)=formation
unfähigkeit (s)=incabability // angst=anxiety
verzweiflung(s)=desperation // rßckzug(s)=retreat // ecke=corner
=the corner in which you retreat when you´re desperate because of your fear when being unable to form monster words
*eye twitch*
But what I want to see now is two germans arguing over the construction of one of these monster words.
@shiplocks-of-love I donât think that will happen. The words make perfect sense. I think if German is your mother tongue you get a feeling for combining words, like aÂ
MonsterwortbildungsgespĂźr
Monster = monsterÂ
Wort = wordÂ
Bildung(s) = formation
GespĂźr = intuition
;-)
Sprachirrgartenbelustigungsbeitrag
die Sprache = language
⢠irren = to become lost (also: to err, to be mistaken; to wander, to stray)
⢠der Garten = garden
der Irrgarten = maze, knot garden
⢠be- = prefix with a variety of functions: šas part of a compound word, it denotes a processing or change of state; ²as part of a compound word, it denotes a touch; Âłas part of a compound word, it denotes a more intensive preoccupation with or thematization of something; â´it forms from a noun an adjective with a pseudo-participle form because the corresponding verb does not exist; âľas a prefix, it forms a transitive verb from a previously intransitive verb; âśas a prefix of a verb, it shifts the focus and thus changes the sentence structure
⢠lustig = funny
⢠-ung = suffix turning an adjective/adverb into a noun
die Belustigung = amusement, entertainment, merriment
der Beitrag = contribution, article in a newspaper or magazine, posting on social media, input to a discussion
Bloody love this language <3<3<3
The thing is, since in German you have to decline/conjugate many words in relation to the noun they are refering to those monster words actually serve a purpose of making the language simpler. A common example is a (as in any) red wine (ein roter Wein) as compaired to the compound a red wine (ein Rotwein). If rot is an adjective it has to be conjugated: der rote Wein - des roten Weins - die roten Weine - and many more. But it if rot is part of the noun you only have to decline Wein: der Rotwein - des Rotweins - die Rotweine. So, die Verzweiflung Ăźber die VermĂźllung der Umwelt is way longer than UmweltvermĂźllungsverzweiflung and you would have to know three grammatical genders and the wordsâ respective declinations. Whereas for UmweltvermĂźllungsverzweiflung you only need to know that Verzweiflung is grammatically feminine (die) and its deklinations.
Ok, now I want to see Germans playing Scrabble
Doomscrollaufhellungsrepost
Doom scroll // self explanatory
auf- // lit.: âupâ indicates rising, or something becoming bigger, better, healthier
hell // bright
aufhellen // to brighten something up
-ung // makes a verb a noun
-s- // the glue that keeps german compound words together
repost // self explanatory
Doomscrollaufhellungsrepost // a repost to brighten up your doom scroll
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i love this, but this isnât the german i am exposed to in day to day life, as a filthy berlin Ausländer.
When i try to make words, most germans look at me confused, as if i have committed some transgression.
Tell me, am i doing it wrong?
I came up with the humble word: âSpaĂgier / spaĂgierigâ to describe the intense, good but also clearly bsd for you condition of being torn apart by too many fun things to do. A common berlin problem.
Example: âHeute gibtâs zu viele coole Events - aber ich will sie alle genieĂen!!! Es wird stressig aber ich bin zu spaĂgierig!â
Did i do it wrong? Is it just not complex and long and overthetop enough for the german mind to appreciate?
@thehappysatan
Oh, SpaĂgier (fun greed) is an excellent word! This becomes an instant part of my vocabulary.
Perhaps people look confused because they are not expecting this from a non-native speaker.
Friedrich Quecksilber und seine Kapelle "KĂśnigin" spielen am 16. Mai 1977 in der Philipshalle DĂźsseldorf ein Konzert. HĂśhepunkt ist die AuffĂźhrung ihrer berĂźhmten BĂśhmischen Rhapsodie.
Wärt ihr zu diesem Konzert gegangen?
Ja
Nein
Reblog with the German tongue twister you find the most difficult.
Der Cottbuser Postkutscher putzt den Cottbuser Postkutschkasten
before cooking an egg, do you poke a little hole into the shell?
no, why would I?
No. (I know the reason people do it but I don't do it.)
yes, obviously??
Yes (I don't really know why, though)
other/press button!/don't like eggs/vegan/slurp my eggs raw/vanilla extract/tags
Before I⌠crack them open?
....before you put them in here:
the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:
sorry i meant boil not cook
WHAT IS THAT
It's an egg cooker!
It's like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and ...the baby boils eggs.
#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still donât understand why youâd use an egg cup. and I canât imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove
no egg cup:
egg cup:
#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there's none left? why does this need extra tools
...at this point i'm sorry to introduce...the egg spoon.
Even better news about German egg related gadgets⌠the EierkÜpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly
No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane
nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.
The guillotine device from a couple of reblogs above is der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher
das Ei (pl. die Eier) = egg
die Schale = shell
sollen = to be supposed to
der Bruch = crack, fracture
die Stelle = site, place, location
die Bruchstelle = site of fracture
die Sollbruchstelle = predetermined breaking point
verursachen = to cause
-er =suffix to turn a verb into a noun (genus m)
der Verursacher = causative agent
der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher = device to cause a predetermined breaking line around the perimeter at the top of a boiled egg so it can be opened neatly
Also: Eierwärmer, egg warmers to keep the eggs warm during a long Sunday breakfast. They are often handmade and knitted or crocheted in a decorative shape, but they can also be bought. Popular as a gift for Easter.
...I never considered that we might be the only ones doing this
wdym thats only grrman i dont believe this we are not the autistic egg country all yhat is NORMAL and NESSECARY and good brrakfast eggs are DIVINE
Extremely German egg eating
Glaubst du die Koalition weiĂ, dass sie Friedrich einfach ersetzen kĂśnnen? Wissen unsere Bundespolitiker vom Artikel 67 des Grundgesetzes?
Die CDU hat ihn ja nur Kanzlerin werden lassen wegen seines jahrelangen Psychoterrors. Vielleicht haben sie jetzt zu viel Angst davor, dass er komplett abdreht, wenn sie ihn absetzen.
Wer auch immer sein Nachfolger wird - eines nachts kommt sie/er nach hause und da lauert Fritz in Dunkeln, American Psycho Style -
Ein Gespenst geht um auf den Fluren des Bundestags

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Ich bin sicher, das wird er souverän und mit Humor aufnehmen
new organs coming out soon
medium intestine
gallkidneys
inferior vena cava
table of contents
semi-colon
die-r (opposite of liver)
pancreas 2Â
regenbogenblicke-archiv
baldige Organneuerscheinungen:
Mitteldarm
Gallenniere
Hohlvene (schlecht in der Schule)
Inhaltsverzeichnis
Semikolon
Sterber (Gegenteil von Leber)
BauchzweicheldrĂźse
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area theyâve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record Iâm fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
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ONCE!
text: YOU CAN ME ONCE
this site gets accused of being way too usamerican a lot but i wonder what the actual proportion is
are you usamerican
yes
no
some other nuanced answer (pls elaborate in the tags iâm nosy)

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