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Mammutaufgabe
4 Jahre alt, 5 Tonnen schwer. Stubenrein. Bitte nur Selbstabholer.

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why would jedi need robes if not to hide padawans under them
Worst dishes to wash by hand
empty oil bottles
water bottles
plastic tupperware
Mason jars that contained sourdough starter
those plastic slidey lids on hot drink tumblers
blender blades
whisks/beaters
something else
I'm allergic to dishwater
I mostly prefer the no-dishwasher life. But there are moments ...
I want 10000 people to rb this and put their answers in the tags so I can read them
[ID: A tweet by TylerAlterman:
"In the middle of a "forcing party" where friends and I are forcing one another to do the things that we've been avoiding.
So far: [bullet list] A passport has been filed for; An inbox has been zero'd; A personal website has been created; & more.
I recommend this format!"]
call that attending an Executive Function
what am i even doing anymore
here’s a magnapinna edit

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oh,
oh this is absolutely beautiful
I saw some James Webb Telescope scientists give a talk and one of them said this was her favorite image because she had waited and worked 25 years to see this.
200k notes is insane who the hell are u people
i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E
FUCK
hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse
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HOLY FUCK THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS
Doggust day 13: Perseids 4. ☆₊˚. Catch! Just something silly off the sketches I accumulated over the week. Sleep well! Eat breakfast!
My mother-in-law: now listen children - the birds will go quiet as the eclipse goes on
The eclipse: (goes on)
The birds: (go quiet)
One (1) Woodpigeon, continuously: HOOOO HOOOOO HOO. HU HOOOOO HU
(translated from Wood Pigeon): "You see, children, all the other birds have gone quiet as the eclipse goes on..."
So true
Found this on instagram and now I’m gonna be singing it all day:
(@thepacificpals on insta)

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idk what do you guys think they did with all that time in prison. this was really the only option to me.
This is now officially what happened.
no eclipse glasses we are experiencing things allegory of the cave style
TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.
Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.
is he a character from Blackadder?
this lab safety training module is sending me
I feel like whoever wrote these questions was speaking from experience

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Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet
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come on. don’t just stand there. didn’t you miss me?
he’s letting me go
where are you going?
my love, did he tell you? we can be happy again. i’m coming home with you
my love
why won’t you look at me?
can you hear me? i’m right here
just turn around
please
he said i could go back. he said i could go with you
you can’t hear me, can you?
you don’t even know i’m here. i’m right behind you
wait!!! please wait
i need to think about this
stop!
won’t you stop walking please
this is some cruel trick, isn’t it?
just some. some specter dreamt up to torture me
my husband would never leave me behind so easily
you’re not him. i know you’re not
maybe it’s not a trick. maybe you really have forgotten me
please. please my love can you hear me
orpheus
look at me i beg you. what’s going on what’s happening
why won’t you turn around
please it’s been ages i thought i’d never see you again won’t you hold me for a moment
stop
orpheus
i can’t do this i can’t go with you
not if it’s going to be like this
i can’t haunt you. i need you to know i’m here i need you to love me back
don’t go please don’t
i can’t follow you out
i’m scared
wait!! please wait for me
orphe—
so somethings always bugged me and this post really brought it to bear. am i missing something critical about the orpheus thing? like he couldnt look but why didnt he just shout over his shoulder. was eurydice mute or he was deafened to her? I cant recall either of those things ever being mentioned. What was preventing them from just talking while they left?
here’s the thing about orpheus: he’s not being tested against temptation. he’s being tested in his faith. because it’s not that orpheus wasn’t allowed to see eurydice—it’s that he wasn’t allowed to know if she was even there.
here’s another thing about orpheus: he actually did it. he made it out of the underworld without turning around. but he was so excited at the possibility of getting eurydice back that he forgot she still had to follow him out. she had not yet crossed the threshold. one more second and he might’ve gotten her back.
here’s the thing about eurydice: she knew orpheus better than anyone. she knew he was not going to make it. but she followed him the whole way, because she missed him.
here’s another thing about eurydice: